[Sunny So Cal]

Mad skirt wearing sofa

[Zoot]

touche

[foot-loose]

I'm not a sofa any more.

Keep up.

And it's pronounced "kilt".

[Sunny So Cal]

Well I have one and I bought it in the woman's department -- in the skirt section

[foot-loose]

What you bought isn't the real thing.

Kilts are not sold in "the womans department".

[Sunny So Cal]

Silly boy. I bought it in Scotland. In the woman's department. It's lovely. It's done in the Highland series. Mine is the coloUrs for either Loch Lomond or Glenfinnan (I can't remember). It's gorgeous though and a very handsome man helped me pick it out. Good memories.....

[foot-loose]

Well, that changes things.

*turns his nose down*

Womens kilts are different from mens. Don't ask me how, but they are. I think they are traditionally plainer but that could be wrong.

[Bonanzoid]

Well I have one and I bought it in the woman's department -- in the skirt section

Then Americans are more stupid then even with make them out to be.

[Sunny So Cal]

Well I have one and I bought it in the woman's department -- in the skirt section

Then Americans are more stupid then even with make them out to be.

Oh dear...Have we been drinking?

[foot-loose]

Well I have one and I bought it in the woman's department -- in the skirt section

Then Americans are more stupid then even with make them out to be.

Oh dear...Have we been drinking?

He's a haggis muncher, i'd expect nothing less.

[SpaceBoy]

S It's gorgeous though and a very handsome man helped me pick it out. Good memories.....

"helped me pick it out" Is that a new euphemism?

[Bonanzoid]

Wise words, my man. I may use them some day.

[Bonanzoid]

He's a haggis muncher, i'd expect nothing less.

Wise words, my man. I may use them some day.

Just to clear up any doubt.

[foot-loose]

He's a haggis muncher, i'd expect nothing less.

Wise words, my man. I may use them some day.

Just to clear up any doubt.

tit

[Bonanzoid]

Foot-Loose says:
alchies go to meetings
Foot-Loose says:
im just a drunk
R a v e says:
you're a haggis muncher, i'd expect nothing less
Foot-Loose says:
wise words, my man
Foot-Loose says:
i must use them some day

I had to clipe.

[SpaceBoy]

Feel the love! To feel the love on this forum you need to fill in 4 different forms and get it approved, Luckily I don't have a pen! But well said foot-loose!

[MK Chris]

Aren't kilts supposed to be specific to a particular family? Or some other such shite.

[Sunny So Cal]

"Foot-Loose says" - he'll love that. It sounds like a new game

[Sunny So Cal]

Toph, kilts are specific to clans. However, the tartans I have (I forgot I bought a scarf, too) were done for the various districts in Scotland.

[foot-loose]

Feel the love! To feel the love on this forum you need to fill in 4 different forms and get it approved

Get them signed by a vicar and take them to your local post office.

But well said foot-loose!

What? What I say?

the various districts in Scotland.

We have districts? Regions, yes, but not districts. Or shires. Or counties.

[MK Chris]

You do have counties, surely.. What about Lanarkshire, Ayrshire, Aberdeenshire?

[foot-loose]

Regions.

All regions damnit.

[SpaceBoy]

The tartan of a Scottish clan is a sequence of colours and shades unique to the material, authorised by the clan society for use by members of that clan for kilts, ties, and other garments and decorations. Every clan with a society has at least one distinct tartan. In addition to the clan tartans, there are many tartans registered for families, districts, institutions and even specific commemorative "memorials" for events or persons. Further, tradition reserves some patterns for use by Scottish Highland military units of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth countries.

But I am proud of the Northumbrian Tartan as it is one of the oldest in existence and certainly predates all Scottish tartans.

[MK Chris]

Why anyone would be proud of what amounts to little more than the sort of pattern you expect to see on Charlalottie's dad's flat cap, I've no idea.

[foot-loose]

But I am proud of the Northumbrian Tartan as it is one of the oldest in existence and certainly predates all Scottish tartans.

Yer maw predates all Scottish tartans.