[Vivienne]

What can only be used once after it is broken?

[Ballbag]

Half a stick.

[Vivienne]

No, balls, incorrect answer.

[Zoot]

An Egg.

[Vivienne]

Correct.. well done.

[Ballbag]

Ace thread Viv.

[Vivienne]

There's another one coming shortly, balls! Get ready!

[Ballbag]

Can you not just get a stick Viv thread, and put all your crap in there? Or better still, your own forum?

[Vivienne]

ooohh, my own forum, what an idea!! Would I attract lots of members, do you think?

[MK Chris]

Try it and see.

[Vivienne]

Nope, I think you would melt down without me, Tophs!

[Bruvva]

Pfft, once the egg is broken, you can cook it and you can eat it. That's two uses right there.

Also, you can paint the shell and use it as a decoration.

So, 3 uses.

[Vivienne]

Actually, I just realised, I got my title wrong... it should have been, "What can only be used once it is broken?"

[foot-loose]

Can you not just get a stick Viv thread, and put all your crap in there? Or better still, your own forum?

Considering she hasn't quite mastered the art of quoting people in this forum, I doubt there would be much hope for her creating her own one...

[Vivienne]

OI!! Cheeky monkey! You just wait.. Once I've had some lessons in the future at "The Wedge" in Pollok, near your town, I'll be down with the kids.

[Yudster]

Actually, I just realised, I got my title wrong... it should have been, "What can only be used once it is broken?"

But that's not true either - you can hard boil it and decorate it - thats one use. You can put it under a mardy hen to make her lay more eggs and sit on them. Thats another use. You can paint an eye on it and use it to ward off evil spirits (if you're a superstitious idiot you can) - thats three uses. I can think of lots more.

[Bonanzoid]

It can be cleaned off a window after it's been broken too.

[foot-loose]

OI!! Cheeky monkey! You just wait.. Once I've had some lessons in the future at "The Wedge" in Pollok, near your town, I'll be down with the kids.

I had a look for this place when you mentioned it before, I can't find it.

And if it's in Pollock - I would wear some sort of body armour.

[Vivienne]

It's called the Wedge, because it looks like the side of a block of cheese. It must be on google surely. I can't be bothered looking this morning, but it's not that old a place. Only been open a year. You book a slot there, tell them what you would like to learn, then you attend.

p.s. I know what you mean regarding the body armour!

[wurzel]

Actually, I just realised, I got my title wrong... it should have been, "What can only be used once it is broken?"

But that's not true either - you can hard boil it and decorate it - thats one use. You can put it under a mardy hen to make her lay more eggs and sit on them. Thats another use. You can paint an eye on it and use it to ward off evil spirits (if you're a superstitious idiot you can) - thats three uses. I can think of lots more...

It can also break a mobile phone when it smashes in the same pocket as said phone. Another use.

[MK Chris]

Yes, but then the question begs to be asked what the hell did you have an egg in your pocket for? Particularly when you have a mobile phone in the same pocket?