[catherine]

The sous chef said here is the pinch of vitamin c for your recipe and put a pigeon foot in my hand

[MK Chris]

I have a cheque for £104 for driving to Bristol and back.

40pamiletastic.

[S4B]

I have driven 800 miles for my company this week! I too get 40p a mile! Can't wait for next month's pay.

Also making me smile is the fact I have only 3 more sleeps before I go to Tunisia to visit my sister for 10 days. No kids, no husband, no hassle! Very excited.

[MK Chris]

Does she live there?

I wasn't keen on Tunisia, I think the marketplaces where they hassle you put me off a bit. I was in my mid to late teens and with my dad too, so that probably didn't help.

[S4B]

She's been living there about 4 years but in 2 months she moves to Cairo. Her husband works for British Gas, he's one of their top geologists and he's lovely. I've been a few times and she knows how to deal with all the market things so it was no hassle. What I did find odd was the fact that people kept touching my children's heads - apparently blondes are good luck.

[foot-loose]

I have driven 800 miles for my company this week!

Pfft - i've done that in an hour.

FACT.

[S4B]

Hahaha. I'm not used to it though.

[MK Chris]

I have driven 800 miles for my company this week!

Pfft - i've done that in an hour.

FACT.

You sound like the twat* who once tried to tell us he drove from Milton Keynes to Heathrow, then up to Nottingham in an hour and a half, which, I hardly need tell you is impossible even with no cars on the road. I don't remember what the car was, but it was nothing special.

*I'm not suggesting you're a twat.

[TIAL]

That means he would have had to have been travelling at 122 mph the whole way.

[MK Chris]

Have you just done it on Google Maps? I couldn't be arsed, but anyone with an ounce of sense knows it's a lie.

He's a typical "two shits".

[TIAL]

Yup, I'm extremely bored!

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&g ... 89&t=h&z=9

[Andy B]

Actually my missus once did Nottingham (J26 for all you M1 enthusiasts) to the start of the North Circular in under an hour - I was clinging on for dear life all the way. She also does Bournemouth back to Staines in under an hour.

She only knows 2 speeds, stop or "Drop a breeze block on the accelerator". She
collects points like kids collect pokemon.

Oh incidentaly despite not driving I think I've found a great night time driving song: The Propellerheads version of On Her Majesty's Secret Service. I can just picture driving along at night along a motorway at breakneck speeds to that. Especially the breakdown in the song.

[MK Chris]

I did Guildford to Milton Keynes in just under an hour once.

A guy was killed on the M1 on Thursday. He was doing over 100mph, undertaking someone on the hard shoulder and pulled back into the inside lane and went into the back of the lorry. No one else was killed or injured and I'm not saying that he deserved to die, but he certainly didn't do himself any favours.

[Andy B]

The guy in that You tube video that was thrashing his car and when the speedo hit 100mph he did a big line of coke off the steering wheel or something...probably the most reckless thing you can do....

Oh and as always, Foot's new sig is making me smile.

[foot-loose]

I did Aberdeen to Glasgow in 1hr 30 mins once at 3am. S'not big or clever.


But it felt bloody good.

(the secret is to know where the cameras are)

[unclejoesmintballs]

helpin a lil mate with his homework made me smile ha been years since i done that

[Vivienne]

A white lacy blouse I bought myself! It's very feminine and I love it.

[Andy B]

helpin a lil mate with his homework made me smile ha been years since i done that

what if he get's an F though? - That's why I wouldn't offer any help.....plus I can't stand kids.

[Vivienne]

[quote="Andy Bplus I can't stand kids.[/quote] Me neither! Well, only in small doses and randomly. A number of kids are due in the library shortly (where I am), which means I have to run for my life!

My little cousin though I like. He loves me. He calls me "Vinegar" though, because he can't say my name, which is quite funny.

[Andy B]

Andy Bplus - if only I was more of a C man myself, although these days I prefer a D

[Vivienne]

Don't you just love the way my quoting goes down da loo.

[MK Chris]

This is making me laugh today.

[foot-loose]

Saw that earlier - good on her!

[S4B]

2 more sleeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yudster]

I found out last week that the bloke who owns my allotment is moving. Whats making me smile is that he isn't selling the allotments, so I won't have to take up squatters rights in order to keep it.