Newbies- Introduce yourself - Page 22

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338226

By foot-loose - Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:33 pm

- Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:33 pm #338226

oh foots, your such a (mal)teaser

Whatever you say, sweet cheeks.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338475

By Gav2k30 - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:24 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:24 am #338475

Hello there people, my names gavin, from lancashire, listened to chris for couple of years now, thought i would sign up and get to chat to all you lovely peeople.

Was reading the site got hacked the other day! Some people! but there is a lot of secruity issuses for java at the moment, my advice is to keep you anti-virus up to date.

One last thing, please be nice, im new to the forum world, thats why it took so long for me to type this post from when i joined :roll:

look foward to diving straight in

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338478

By Console - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:28 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:28 am #338478

It was a javascript injection, not Java, and what security issues are there with Java, doesn't it have one of the tightest sandboxes out there?

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338479

By Yudster - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:29 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:29 am #338479

Nice avatar.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338480

By Ezza - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:29 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:29 am #338480

Hi Gavin.

About me: See, she doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's very accurate.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338481

By MK Chris - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:30 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:30 am #338481

there is a lot of secruity issuses for java at the moment

Lucky nothing on this site is java-based then, eh?*

my advice is to keep you anti-virus up to date.

Thanks for that.

Hello by the way.

*I may be wrong, I seem to remember there is a java-based interface to the chat room, but I could be talking out of my arse there...

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338483

By Yudster - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:32 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:32 am #338483

Its always nice when the newbies give us such excellent advice. And Console and Chris need all the help they can get, lets face it.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338485

By Console - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:34 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:34 am #338485

I may be wrong, I seem to remember there is a java-based interface to the chat room, but I could be talking out of my arse there...

There used to be a java client for the old IRC chatroom, but the new one only has a Flash (unless you include the non-working Javascript/AJAX client).

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338487

By MK Chris - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:36 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:36 am #338487

Ah that's right, the AJAX one. My mistake.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338488

By Yudster - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:36 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:36 am #338488

See? Clearly hasn't got a clue what he's doing.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338493

By Gav2k30 - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:43 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:43 am #338493

Isnt AJAX a cleaner, for metal?

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338494

By Console - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:45 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:45 am #338494

Among other things, yes.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338498

By Gav2k30 - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:51 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:51 am #338498

It was a javascript injection, not Java, and what security issues are there with Java, doesn't it have one of the tightest sandboxes out there?

oops my bad, ment to say javascript :oops:

this is where i found out about it

http://www.computeractive.co.uk/compute ... s-security

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338500

By Console - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:57 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:57 am #338500

I can't see either Javascript or Java mentioned on that page. It sounds like it's an exploit in IE.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338506

By Andy B - Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:38 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:38 am #338506

Hello Gavin - welcome. I know nothing about Java except it's a type of coffee and as I don't drink coffe I know nothing about that either.

I'm guessing Javascript must be some sort of coffe based play or film?

Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338515

By MK Chris - Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:51 am

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:51 am #338515

Java coffee? Never heard of it. But then I don't drink coffee either.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338555

By emzu - Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:40 pm

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:40 pm #338555

Hi ! Im Emzu. Not going to give you my real name cause I dont trust you lot as far as I can see you and considering I cant see you says alot. For all I know you might be a gang of those identy thiefing drug deal chinchila smuggling white lorry drivers that I read about, or you might just be Karen Matthews.

My hobbies are taking various coloured pills, all prescribed and all have the same effects as viagra. I think I am getting old cause I feel a little stiff.

I live opposite a school for kids with special needs. Theres a sign outside of it that reads 'Slow Children.' Is it just me or is that slightly condersending ?

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338557

By Andy B - Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:47 pm

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:47 pm #338557

Possibly the best introductiory post I've ever read

Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338574

By ladbroke - Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:06 pm

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:06 pm #338574

Hi ! Im Emzu. Not going to give you my real name cause I dont trust you lot as far as I can see you and considering I cant see you says alot. For all I know you might be a gang of those identy thiefing drug deal chinchila smuggling white lorry drivers that I read about, or you might just be Karen Matthews.

My hobbies are taking various coloured pills, all prescribed and all have the same effects as viagra. I think I am getting old cause I feel a little stiff.

I live opposite a school for kids with special needs. Theres a sign outside of it that reads 'Slow Children.' Is it just me or is that slightly condersending ?

You live opposite your school, how handy.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338586

By MK Chris - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:26 pm

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:26 pm #338586

Emzu should stick around. Judging by that first post, he / she is cracking.

Edit: ah well, I found them amusing anyway.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338588

By S4B - Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:53 pm

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:53 pm #338588

Other than the spelling mistakes I'm suitably impressed! Welcome Emzu.

Don't feed Foot-Loose! He bites!

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338596

By Andy B - Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:48 pm

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:48 pm #338596

Nah he was in the chat room and he's a bit of a tosser. He got given a "Bumber Book Of Jokes" for Christmas and every other forum has banned him!

Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338597

By S4B - Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:55 pm

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:55 pm #338597

Yeah I worked that out once I read his other posts. That first one did amuse me though!

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338603

By jclink - Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:16 pm

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:16 pm #338603

Okay I've posted a few, then I saw this thread. So about myself:

My name is Christian
I live in Hawaii.
We have trees here but that's not about me.
I listen live at night my time, morning UK time.
Attractive women are welcome to visit.
I feel like I should say more but I don't have a whole lot at this moment.
Oh I like lists.
That is all.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#338607

By S4B - Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:28 pm

- Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:28 pm #338607

Why are only attractive women allowed to visit?

*feels left out*

Lists of what? Chores or something more entertaining?