[rustybike]

You going to tell us what it is then?

[Andy B]

And have you lot post pictures of my phobia? I don't think so!

[Vivienne]

I've got a really weird phobia...but if I concentrate hard enough then it doesn't affect me.....really weird one too.

I'll bet it's viewing yourself in a mirror (!!).

[Boboff]

And have you lot post pictures of my phobia? I don't think so!

I am allergic to Womens Pert Breasts, and like rusty I am Parsleyphobic, boy that garnish brings me out in hot sweats.

[S4B]

Nice try Boboff!

[rustybike]

And have you lot post pictures of my phobia? I don't think so!

I am allergic to Womens Pert Breasts, and like rusty I am Parsleyphobic, boy that garnish brings me out in hot sweats.

erm.... what?

[Boboff]

What ? What do you mean erm What, thats the second time this week you have done that, don't do it again.

[rustybike]

What ? What do you mean erm What, thats the second time this week you have done that, don't do it again.

erm... what?

[Boboff]

You Viv in disguise ?

[rustybike]

yes, yes I am.

[Zoot]

My Bitch of a Marketing Director.

Coversation that went on 10 minutes ago -

Me - "so what finish do you want on these brochures?"

Her - "How about Matt Lam(inate). I like Matt Lam"

Me- "Yea, so do I, especially with a bit of mint sauce"

Her -"i'm not in the mood for jokes Andrew."


* sake!

[foot-loose]

Oh sorry, I meant Rusty. I was trying to see who had posted it without actually looking at it and saw Foot-loose's avatar instead. Sorry Footsy.

... tit.

What ? What do you mean erm What, thats the second time this week you have done that, don't do it again.

haha

[rustybike]

Today's * is...

My cat.

I was happily sitting on the PC when all of a sudden I heard a horrendous screech coming from next door. Then, coming over the fence was my cat... with a whole * rabbit in it's gob. Thank you very much. Now I know they're animals who in theory are bringing something home for the clan to eat... but for god's sake... but they're fed enough already.

Anyways, thankfully (or not) it was still alive... so after some carefully phrased words such as... "Chase, you little shit..." I managed to pull him away, catch the rabbit, put the rabbit in a box and delivered him to my nearest wood.

All is well... although my cat is still sulking...

I love cats.

[MK Chris]

Should pretty much everything that goes in this thread go in the "What's annoying me today" thread? I mean, if you're calling someone (or something) a *, the likelihood is that they've annoyed you somewhat.

[rustybike]

True... but this thread concentrates on a person, where as the "what's annoying you today" is more generalised to things like events or something that is happening, and not so specific to a person or people.

I just thought it would be different...

[SAV1OUR]

Wel I'm all for 'different'.

Topher, you're a *.

There.

[S4B]

put the rabbit in a box and delivered him to my nearest wood.

Please tell me you checked it wasn't someone's pet first!

[MK Chris]

Topher, you're a *.

I can't argue with that to be fair.

put the rabbit in a box and delivered him to my nearest wood.

Please tell me you checked it wasn't someone's pet first!

It's easy to tell the difference between a pet rabbit and a wild one.

[S4B]

It's not always that easy Topher.

[MK Chris]

Course it is. Pet rabbits run away from you and wild rabbits run straight for you(r car).

[S4B]

haha very good. So Rusty did you use the car test?

[rustybike]

put the rabbit in a box and delivered him to my nearest wood.

Please tell me you checked it wasn't someone's pet first!

hehehe... Naaaa... It wasn't... it was too small to be a pet rabbit and the fur is different to pet rabbits - plus it was identical to all the other wild rabbits we have running around.

And no... I didn't need to do the car test.

Although upon release I did have this horrible image of it running free through the grass, and then all of a sudden...



But thankfully that didn't happen.

[MK Chris]

Although upon release I did have this horrible image of it running free through the grass, and then all of a sudden...

Was it one of those rare fish rabbits?

[foot-loose]

cats are piss.

dogs are way better.

[rustybike]

Although upon release I did have this horrible image of it running free through the grass, and then all of a sudden...

Was it one of those rare fish rabbits?

Har Har... I love you you facetious git... I was just trying to find a picture of an eagle swooping down.