[The Cornishman]

Now I am a peace-loving kind of happy go lucky chappy,but this is the one thing that really annoys.See you usually only get one chance to see a film "on the big screen".So all noisy bastards should have their ball strings used on cheap violins,their homes used as storage for failed medical experiments,their ancestors dug up and their skulls used as novelty commodes,and their lineage traced back to the bloody newts or whatever first spawned them,and these fried and served on stale bread to itchy people.
Tonight I was in the cinema when 2 bloody girlies emptied a whole can of "Impulse" into the air. You couldn't see or breath,but I left smelling nice.

[ASG]

I see a pattern occuring in Pond Life's posts!

...

[Nablo.]

It's all these letters you see they can be confusing for him. Which ones to put where to make a word.

[ASG]

Like Connor on Neighbours?

[Morals]

Who the *'s connor? Anyway, back to the point. The worst thing in cinemas is the * little gob-shites who insist on talking on their mobiles. Wankers the lot of 'em! You should be made to hand phones in at the desk when you buy your tickets, like when you give your shoes in at the bowling alley so you don't try and steal their lovely bowling slippers....

[Nablo.]

Connors the Irish one who can't read.

[Morals]

Last time I saw Neighbours Flick was sneaking around with Joel

[ASG]

I don't really watch it, it just happened to be on last night, so I watched it!

[Nablo.]

Last night? I thought it was on early evening

[magenta]

Don't they have "things" in cinemas that kill the reception on your phone so you can't really use it? If they don't, they f*cking should do.

[ASG]

Last night? I thought it was on early evening

Well, whatever!

[Sidders]

Drew's going to die soon.

[ASG]

Really? Did you read that in a mag? Or is that just your theory?

[Sidders]

No I read the Australian episode updates on the Neighbours website. It'll happen in about 3 weeks.

[ASG]

I think Libby will kill herself then. I mean, her Mum's all but gone, her husband's gone, her Dad's looking after another kid really (Saxon) and Joe Scully wants another babie so he'll get Ben or whatever Libby's babie's called! How about that for a theory?!

[ZAQAZ_]

I reckon Bobby Downtrucks will move in and start eating everyone.

[magenta]

Saxon left yesterday.

[ASG]

Did he? Why? I didn't watch. Like I said, I'm not an avid fan!