[Console]

I'd be careful while 'prodiving the metre stick' if I were you, you could get splinters in places you really don't want to get them.

[wurzel]

I'd be careful while 'prodiving the metre stick' if I were you, you could get splinters in places you really don't want to get them.

Ouch yeah that could be painful. Dont worry, they are all splinter free...

[Andy B]

It means... before a guy ejects, he pulls out at the last minute. The trains run to Glasgow Central from ayrshire, so if you are getting off at PAISLEY, you get off just before the end. Get it noo?

Ooooh..I've no idea where Paisley is in relation to either of those places but I must say I'm a fan of that...mainly because I'm a big fan of expensive jewelry.......(anyone who needs that explaining will have to get it from elsewhere)

THAT's how to lower the tone of a thread!

[Yudster]

....... I must say I'm a fan of that...mainly because I'm a big fan of expensive jewelry.......(anyone who needs that explaining will have to get it from elsewhere)

There's a ZZ Top song which would do the job for you.

[foot-loose]

Actually Char I'm on here much less when I have my job and my mates around! I am starved of human company at the minute.

So you're not really enjoying your holiday much then?

This isnt going right!

Jaffa cakes are horrible, your all mad, except the 4 sensible people

I don't like saying I told you so. But I did.

It means... before a guy ejects, he pulls out at the last minute. The trains run to Glasgow Central from ayrshire, so if you are getting off at PAISLEY, you get off just before the end. Get it noo?

Except that after Paisley, the train stops at Hillington East, Hillington West, and Cardonald before it gets within sniffing distance of Central. So that whole argument was a waste of time.

http://www.spt.co.uk/rail/images/rail_network_2007.jpg

[Yudster]

Spot the Person Who Lives In Paisley........

[foot-loose]

Can we not just play 'spot the tit'?

*points at viv*

[Andy B]

I'd play spot the tit but this is a work PC and they've banned sites like that.

[foot-loose]

I'd play spot the tit but this is a work PC and they've banned sites like that.

that gag was too obvious.

[Andy B]

I'm glad your keeping a-breast of the situation.

[DevilsDuck]

t(h)ats a good one andy

[Ezza]

your all mad, except the 4 sensible people

Oooh. I'm sensible. I don't get called that very often.

[Andy B]

No you voted for tea cake by mistake. What you SHOULD have done is vote Jaffa cake as they are far superior

[DevilsDuck]

Mingy orange pooo

[Andy B]

I know you are but what are Jaffa cakes!

(1-0 for the childish argument types out there!)

[DevilsDuck]

im gonna get my dad to get your dad

(1-1 for the childish argument types out there!)

[Andy B]

Well my dad does kung foo - he can chop your dads head off!

[DevilsDuck]

well my dad is an accountant....so.........oh bugger!

[S4B]

Actually Char I'm on here much less when I have my job and my mates around! I am starved of human company at the minute.

So you're not really enjoying your holiday much then?

Nope but it'll get better tomorrow when my sister gets home. I've decided I'm no good at holidays!

[DevilsDuck]

I cant believe Jaff cakes actually one this!

[foot-loose]

*won

...tit

[DevilsDuck]

yeah and that

...*