Animals You Reckon You Could Batter - Page 3

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342547

By S4B - Mon May 19, 2008 7:12 pm

- Mon May 19, 2008 7:12 pm #342547

ZOOOOOTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY You're back!!!! Did you have fun? I missed you xxx

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342552

By Zoot - Mon May 19, 2008 7:16 pm

- Mon May 19, 2008 7:16 pm #342552

Howdy people, Yea, I'm back! had great fun but i need a holiday now...

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342564

By DevilsDuck - Mon May 19, 2008 9:00 pm

- Mon May 19, 2008 9:00 pm #342564

smack a yack?

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342571

By MK Chris - Mon May 19, 2008 10:30 pm

- Mon May 19, 2008 10:30 pm #342571

I reckon I could stew a gnu (the g-nicest of the g-nature in the zoo.)

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342574

By Sunny So Cal - Tue May 20, 2008 3:50 am

- Tue May 20, 2008 3:50 am #342574

With the current logic in posting, I reckon stags should be left well alone.

I think ducks should be as well.

You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342578

By DevilsDuck - Tue May 20, 2008 7:39 am

- Tue May 20, 2008 7:39 am #342578

i dont know, im up for anything.....

now what rhymes with duck

buck....cuck.....ffff........Oh i get it!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342596

By Yudster - Tue May 20, 2008 9:50 am

- Tue May 20, 2008 9:50 am #342596

I could kick a dik-dik. Or fell a gazelle.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342626

By Boboff - Tue May 20, 2008 2:54 pm

- Tue May 20, 2008 2:54 pm #342626

I could stand on an ant, I could vacuum up a spider, or trap a mouse in a trap.
I could shoot a Badger, chase a fox with dogs on horseback or electrocute a Turkey or other Fowl.

But I won't do that.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342631

By Yudster - Tue May 20, 2008 3:28 pm

- Tue May 20, 2008 3:28 pm #342631

You could do all of the above except shoot the badger - if you did that I'd have to prosecute you. Or extort large volumes of fudge (I assume you still know how to make it!) from you in order to secure my silence on the matter.

Or, just wait until after August 1st to shoot the badger, then it will be some other poor fool's job to send you down!

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342632

By Andy B - Tue May 20, 2008 3:30 pm

- Tue May 20, 2008 3:30 pm #342632

I like how almost every year, Richmond park has a huge deer cull....that's a very large culling of deers, not just getting rid of the massive ones.

I've asked every year if I can join in but they keep turning me down and the last letter I got had the threat of legal action....why? they're gonna be killed anyway. I wanna shoot Bambi's mum!

Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342633

By Yudster - Tue May 20, 2008 3:34 pm

- Tue May 20, 2008 3:34 pm #342633

Ah, you need a Defra licence.

Why don't you try to hook up with some hunting types, shooting deer in Richmond Park is the mammal equivalent of fish in a barrel - actually getting out into open country, stalking and shooting a deer is much more fun. And you get to eat it afterwards too which is even better.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342643

By Zoot - Tue May 20, 2008 5:48 pm

- Tue May 20, 2008 5:48 pm #342643

I could stand on an ant, I could vacuum up a spider, or trap a mouse in a trap.
I could shoot a Badger, chase a fox with dogs on horseback or electrocute a Turkey or other Fowl.

But I won't do that.

Awww noooo no I won't dooooo that...

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342750

By Yudster - Wed May 21, 2008 7:10 am

- Wed May 21, 2008 7:10 am #342750

I could slug a bug.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342776

By S4B - Wed May 21, 2008 8:12 am

- Wed May 21, 2008 8:12 am #342776

Or, indeed bug a slug!

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342778

By Yudster - Wed May 21, 2008 8:30 am

- Wed May 21, 2008 8:30 am #342778

I could flog a dog.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342783

By Bonanzoid - Wed May 21, 2008 9:02 am

- Wed May 21, 2008 9:02 am #342783

I could bat a cat.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342785

By DevilsDuck - Wed May 21, 2008 9:06 am

- Wed May 21, 2008 9:06 am #342785

splat a bat

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342786

By Yudster - Wed May 21, 2008 9:09 am

- Wed May 21, 2008 9:09 am #342786

I could impale an impala. Or make an egret regret. Or make an owl howl.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342788

By Zoot - Wed May 21, 2008 9:24 am

- Wed May 21, 2008 9:24 am #342788

I could body-slam a giant clam, or kick a Tick, or wrestle a mussel, or beat a parakeet, or clothesline a porcupine, or head butt a french mutt...

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342798

By Yudster - Wed May 21, 2008 10:04 am

- Wed May 21, 2008 10:04 am #342798

I could make a hake realise his mistake.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342801

By Bonanzoid - Wed May 21, 2008 10:05 am

- Wed May 21, 2008 10:05 am #342801

I would fight a kite.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342962

By Boboff - Thu May 22, 2008 8:28 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 8:28 am #342962

I could batter a cod !

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342971

By Yudster - Thu May 22, 2008 9:18 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 9:18 am #342971

I could stab a crab. Or hit an armadillo with a pillow.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342975

By Yudster - Thu May 22, 2008 9:32 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 9:32 am #342975

I could stick one on a binturong.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342978

By S4B - Thu May 22, 2008 9:51 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 9:51 am #342978

I could hammer a hamster