[Vivienne]

You spend much more time on here than I do during the day! I work full time as you would well know if you knew anything about me. I expect I work a lot more hours than you do as well. I find it hard to believe you have anything important to do as you seem to spend half your life thinking up stupid threads and texting Radio one in such a stalkerish fashion I'm surprised they haven't blocked your number.

I spend a maximum of 4.5 hours weekdays at the moment. Not a lot.

I don't want to know anything about you. This is more than enough.

A couple of members and I think the problem is something entitled, "the green-eyed monster".

[Andy B]

I've got a "one eyed monster" if that helps?

[Vivienne]

It helps if you could set it on S4B.

[MK Chris]

I would put money that he already has.

[Yudster]

I've got a "one eyed monster" if that helps?

It helps if you could set it on S4B.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Andy B]

It's a purple people eater.

[Yudster]

I heard that.

[MK Chris]

It's a purple people eater.

Does that mean that it's purple and it eats people or it eats purple people?

[foot-loose]

I would put money that he already has.

I notice that this comment has been swiftly ignored...

[Andy B]

Didn't deem it worthy of a comment was all. Plus I couldn't think of anything funny to put.

However as a bookmaker I would take almost ANYBODY's money and do so with a smile on my face!

[Yudster]

......... as a bookmaker I would take almost ANYBODY's money and do so with a smile on my face!

Almost? You'll never get anywhere with an attitude like that young man!

[S4B]

I would put money that he already has.

See comments like this about my friendship with people on this board have caused more than a little disharmony in my life. It is possible for men and women to just be friends!

[Ballbag]

Not when the woman is a sex starved nympho.

[S4B]

Just as well I'm not then!

[Bruvva]

Not when the woman is a sex starved nympho.

Not necessarily true, I've known a few sex starved nymphos in my time and most of them just wanted to be friends.

[Andy B]

......... as a bookmaker I would take almost ANYBODY's money and do so with a smile on my face!

Almost? You'll never get anywhere with an attitude like that young man!

Ah but legally I'm not allowed to take everybody's money. The young, the vunerable and criminals looking to launder money for example. Then there's known con men and people suspected of receiving relevant information and to a lesser degree people who annoy me!

I'd happily take Topher's money though. And yours.

[Yudster]

Hah. You're never available when I want to place a bet it seems.

[MK Chris]

I have no money to take.

[Andy B]

We don't do telephone bets so you'll have to visit one of our shops. Opening soon!

[Yudster]

We don't do telephone bets so you'll have to visit one of our shops. Opening soon!

In Colchester? Need a shop manager?!

[S4B]

I've never been in a betting shop. They always seem to be full of old men when I walk past them and seem a bit seedy!

[Ezza]

I have. I didn't win any money though. I wasn't impressed.

[MK Chris]

I've never been in a betting shop. They always seem to be full of old men when I walk past them and seem a bit seedy!

They're harmless if you only intend on putting a quid or two on and aren't going to be tempted to put more than a limit you set.. I remember the first time I was in a betting shop (and it's a rare thing for me to go in one anyway) and this horse race finished on one of the tellys, a bloke watching it stood up, slung his pen across the room and stormed out. I don't think he won anything.

[Andy B]

Either that or he's just won a fortune and doesn't want anyone knowing he's just won...I see it all the time...people back one horse privately then cheer for another publicly.

[foot-loose]

Not when the woman is a sex starved nympho.

Not necessarily true, I've known a few sex starved nymphos in my time and most of them just wanted to be friends.

Is S4B one of them?