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Re: Jeremy Condom Kyle#344084

By Bruvva - Thu May 29, 2008 11:10 am

- Thu May 29, 2008 11:10 am #344084

Will you be unable to get two words in against my tirade of self opinionated tripe?

Sorry, is that you or Jeremy Kyle talking there?

It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: Jeremy Condom Kyle#344089

By Zoot - Thu May 29, 2008 12:06 pm

- Thu May 29, 2008 12:06 pm #344089

Hi, I'm Jeremy Kyle and I'm looking for guests for my show. Are you a wife beating alcoholic? Do you smoke more cannabis than a Bob Marley's tribute act? Have you been signing on since you were sixteen? Do you have a wonky eye? Is your tracksuit tucked into your socks? Do your teeth look like they've been acquainted with Mike Tysons fist? Is your gene pool so small it's more of a gene puddle? Will you show appreciation when I ascend the moral high ground to give you a good kicking about having unprotected sex? Will you be happy to be booed and hissed at and treated like a parade of social oddballs? Will you be unable to get two words in against my tirade of self opinionated tripe? ARE YOU * MAD?! If so then call me now! I'm Jeremy Kyle.

I'd have that as my sig if it wasn't so long...