chrismoyles.net
- Fri Oct 25, 2002 6:08 pm
#34281
1.The train ride back on Wednesday was a nightmare I had to share a carriage with Edwina Curry,a giraffe,and a man with a stutter who continually tried to tell the giraffe not to put his head out of the window.
2.At present there are no angry locals 'neath my window armed with pitchforks and flaming crucifixes shouting burn him although my flatmates are already talking about appending the residential agreement contract to ensure that I shower at least once every two days.
3.I was justifiably rude to my ex-girlfriend on Wednesday night we have not spoken since June when we split up over the phone.She approached me in the club and tried to extend the preverbial aural olive branch-and although the memory is hazey I think I may have told her to 'Eff off' before leaving her at the bar.(I am allowed to be a drama queen she dumped me)
4.Last night I murdered my first prostitute.Don't worry,she had no close friends or relatives.And we didn't have penetrative sex -while she was alive-so that's okay.
5.I busked in Cardiffs busy Queen Street this morning for half an hour and earned 4p.The act consisted of escaping from padlocked bin liners and then sitting on an upturned bucket and shouting out a couple of my stories.The only laughs I got were when a tramp kept trying to nick the money.
2.At present there are no angry locals 'neath my window armed with pitchforks and flaming crucifixes shouting burn him although my flatmates are already talking about appending the residential agreement contract to ensure that I shower at least once every two days.
3.I was justifiably rude to my ex-girlfriend on Wednesday night we have not spoken since June when we split up over the phone.She approached me in the club and tried to extend the preverbial aural olive branch-and although the memory is hazey I think I may have told her to 'Eff off' before leaving her at the bar.(I am allowed to be a drama queen she dumped me)
4.Last night I murdered my first prostitute.Don't worry,she had no close friends or relatives.And we didn't have penetrative sex -while she was alive-so that's okay.
5.I busked in Cardiffs busy Queen Street this morning for half an hour and earned 4p.The act consisted of escaping from padlocked bin liners and then sitting on an upturned bucket and shouting out a couple of my stories.The only laughs I got were when a tramp kept trying to nick the money.
goes well until machine blows up and burns all popcorn..i stink the cinema out..not my fault the machines...i get sent to use the popcorn machine we normally use but its not in good health..this after 4 bags of popcorn..throws a paddy and burns another lot..clean the machiene..have my tea from Maccy Ds and play goldeneye..then start on the machine i was working on first..after 2 hours it blows up again....clean out all the crap......then at 10.55pm just finishing a bag with all the burnt popcorn splits and goes over the floor..clean it up in 2 minutes...get changed and leave the cinema to find it pissing it down outstairs.....
