Cheese or Wood?

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Cheese or Wood?#34659

By The Cornishman - Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:34 pm

- Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:34 pm #34659

Do you prefer cheese or wood?

I think it's wood for me

#34660

By The Cornishman - Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:36 pm

- Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:36 pm #34660

Er,no, hang on.It's cheese.Yes,definitely cheese.Or is it wood?
No,it's cheese.Cheese I tell you.

#34663

By Sidders - Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:45 pm

- Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:45 pm #34663

Mine'll be the edible one.

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By Adam - Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:04 pm

- Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:04 pm #34666

cheese...

#34683

By Lawrie - Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:04 pm

- Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:04 pm #34683

i like to eat cheese off my wood........

:lol:

Leeds through and through....like a big tunnel

*The ginge who used to be known as drlozbaker*

#34685

By Adam - Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:06 pm

- Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:06 pm #34685

i don't think your girlfriend wants to though...*

* subject to having one..

#34689

By Lawrie - Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:10 pm

- Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:10 pm #34689

* im working on it as i type this!

ok...tough decision i met my ex at work last night and we talked for about 5 minutes about crap and stuff and it was quite cool..and the girl im seriously in love with was working the one who is my ideal woman who i can talk to about anything and she is very cool...which should i go for?

...i had to put that joke!

Leeds through and through....like a big tunnel

*The ginge who used to be known as drlozbaker*

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By The Cornishman - Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:40 pm

- Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:40 pm #34691

1. Get her address and send her a box of chocolates.
2. Get your blood tested.
3. E-mail her,asking if she enjoyed the chocs and informing her of the result of the blood test.
4. Send her another box of chocolates.
5. Have cybersex.
6. Move to Swindon.
7. Move back to Manchester.
8. Play hard to get for a few days.
9. Tell her you're thinking of going to India and see how she responds.If she sounds concerned,send her another box of chocolates.
10. Go to a zoo and ask one of the camels if he can spare a stick of gum. Avoid the penguins.
11. Sneak into the reptile house when it's about to close and put your tongue in her ear.
12. Go to the library and read up on foreplay.
13. Wait for the phone to ring.Try not to stare at it for more than half an hour or it'll never ring.
14. Meet her parents and reject any sexual advances from her mother,or at least restrict yourself to a quick grope in the kitchen.The same goes for her grandmother.
15. Take up ballroom dancing.
16. Live happily ever after.