The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
By The Cornishman
#34660
Er,no, hang on.It's cheese.Yes,definitely cheese.Or is it wood?
No,it's cheese.Cheese I tell you.
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By Sidders
#34663
Mine'll be the edible one.
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By Adam
#34666
Image

cheese...
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By Lawrie
#34683
i like to eat cheese off my wood........

:lol: :twisted: :D
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By Adam
#34685
i don't think your girlfriend wants to though...*

* subject to having one..
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By Lawrie
#34689
* im working on it as i type this!

ok...tough decision i met my ex at work last night and we talked for about 5 minutes about crap and stuff and it was quite cool..and the girl im seriously in love with was working the one who is my ideal woman who i can talk to about anything and she is very cool...which should i go for?

...i had to put that joke!
By The Cornishman
#34691
1. Get her address and send her a box of chocolates.
2. Get your blood tested.
3. E-mail her,asking if she enjoyed the chocs and informing her of the result of the blood test.
4. Send her another box of chocolates.
5. Have cybersex.
6. Move to Swindon.
7. Move back to Manchester.
8. Play hard to get for a few days.
9. Tell her you're thinking of going to India and see how she responds.If she sounds concerned,send her another box of chocolates.
10. Go to a zoo and ask one of the camels if he can spare a stick of gum. Avoid the penguins.
11. Sneak into the reptile house when it's about to close and put your tongue in her ear.
12. Go to the library and read up on foreplay.
13. Wait for the phone to ring.Try not to stare at it for more than half an hour or it'll never ring.
14. Meet her parents and reject any sexual advances from her mother,or at least restrict yourself to a quick grope in the kitchen.The same goes for her grandmother.
15. Take up ballroom dancing.
16. Live happily ever after.
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By Chief Erf
#34708
i'd like a plank of cheese please louise
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By Morals
#34761
Wood. Cheese makes me vomit.
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By kendra k
#34903
wood. cheese isn't vegan. 'nuff said.
By Bridgie
#34956
definitely cheese
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By Gigglyboots
#35026
Wood - Cheese is vile and makes me have extremely strange dreams...
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By Nablo.
#35076
Then don't eat it before you go to bed then.

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