Plan your epitaph month

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Plan your epitaph month

By Morals
-  Sat Nov 02, 2002 2:45 pm #35267
Apparently November is plan your epitaph month. That being the case, here's mine....

Here lies Morals,
slowly decomposing

It's kind of morbid but it would make people laugh I reckon.

By Sam
-  Sat Nov 02, 2002 6:22 pm #35289
Your epitaph is what they write on your grave yeah?

By Bridgie
-  Sat Nov 02, 2002 6:36 pm #35291
Here lies an atheist,
All dressed up and,
No place to go

By Chief Erf
-  Sat Nov 02, 2002 7:16 pm #35292
£20 a letter
Bloody rip off
R.I.P Dude

By Uglybob
-  Sat Nov 02, 2002 8:14 pm #35296
id steal from Spike Milligan

"I Told You I Was Ill"

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Sat Nov 02, 2002 11:15 pm #35308
ive heard this somewhere before but i'll steal it..... i'd have tiny little letters so you had to get up close to read that say "oi get off you are standing on my f**king head"

By jc
-  Sun Nov 03, 2002 12:17 am #35317
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By ASG
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 8:53 am #35642
Death is not the end, and I'm living proof!

By ZAQAZ_
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 12:07 pm #35663
Here lies my socks
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By Sidders
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 3:46 pm #35690
People say that you should be happy at funerals and celebrate the life of the deceased, but at my funeral I want everyone to be really sad and miserable.

By ASG
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 3:51 pm #35692
Because you had a sad and miserable life?
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By Sidders
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 3:52 pm #35693
No, because I don't want people to be happy that I've died.

By Gigglyboots
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 4:33 pm #35706
Gosh, I wouldn't want that. I want a celebration of my life (ok, so im still young, and not a lot to celebrate) but I would prefer people to remember the good times and not the bad with me. I'm too cheerful to want to see people cry.
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By Sidders
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 4:40 pm #35707
Yeah, but I wouldn't like to see people having fun if I'm not there to enjoy it myself. I'm probably just a bitter and twisted person though.

By Nablo.
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 7:14 pm #35732
Yes! yes you are.

By Gigglyboots
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 7:20 pm #35736
Lol - Nablo tells it as it is.
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By Adam
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 7:21 pm #35737
i don't like this thread...
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By Lawrie
-  Mon Nov 04, 2002 7:57 pm #35759
"He never slept with Gwen Stefani......."
"He never dated a model......"
" He did get off with his Ex Best mates sister "
DRLOZBAKER
Last edited by Lawrie on Mon Nov 04, 2002 9:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By Adam
-  Tue Nov 05, 2002 9:43 am #35841
" He did get off with his Ex Best mates sister"


is he/she still your mate?.. talk about playing with petrol and matches

ad

By ASG
-  Wed Nov 06, 2002 8:45 am #36193
Why not?
Maybe he's not as morbid as you?

By Nablo.
-  Wed Nov 06, 2002 7:43 pm #36309
That was scary for a second there I thought that ASG had been allowed in the members section, good job the topic had only been moved eh.
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By Lawrie
-  Wed Nov 06, 2002 9:37 pm #36337
Ad- i dont really consider him a mate anymore but he thinks im his mate.....the best thing was i got off with her at his 18th birthday party at his house while he was stood around the corner!..she asked me if i wanted to play pass the sweet!!!!
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