Blimey, she's grown! She's turning into a beautiful young lady.
I stupidly showed Mrs RB the videos and now, like a child, she's demanding a puppy. God dammit.
I'll wave my high definition willy any chance I get!
No, someone was ranting about militant lesbians and it made me think of her!
Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

I stupidly showed Mrs RB the videos and now, like a child, she's demanding a puppy. God dammit.
You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!
Surely your new landlord will support you in your refusal to get a puppy?
Tell her you're planning a romantic weekend getaway...Then take her to Glasgow to scoop out puppy deposits in Foots' back garden. I'm fairly certain her interest will wane. If not, bring along her favourite pair of shoes and leave them within Abbey's easy reach. Problem solved.
I'll wave my high definition willy any chance I get!
No, someone was ranting about militant lesbians and it made me think of her!
she is absolutely beautiful Footy.
Also..........
Do you live in a fecking mansion?
Tell her you're planning a romantic weekend getaway...Then take her to Glasgow to scoop out puppy deposits in Foots' back garden. I'm fairly certain her interest will wane. If not, bring along her favourite pair of shoes and leave them within Abbey's easy reach. Problem solved.
She's lovely, Foots! But she seems a bit thin. Her hips bones are jutting out a bit.
Tell her you're planning a romantic weekend getaway...Then take her to Glasgow to scoop out puppy deposits in Foots' back garden. I'm fairly certain her interest will wane. If not, bring along her favourite pair of shoes and leave them within Abbey's easy reach. Problem solved.
We have a bucket of the stuff - I don't know why. Dad seems to be collecting it.
I'll wave my high definition willy any chance I get!
No, someone was ranting about militant lesbians and it made me think of her!
Tell her you're planning a romantic weekend getaway...Then take her to Glasgow to scoop out puppy deposits in Foots' back garden. I'm fairly certain her interest will wane. If not, bring along her favourite pair of shoes and leave them within Abbey's easy reach. Problem solved.
We have a bucket of the stuff - I don't know why. Dad seems to be collecting it.
You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!
You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!

Oh! You guys did decide to spell her name without the 'e'?
You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!
I'll wave my high definition willy any chance I get!
No, someone was ranting about militant lesbians and it made me think of her!
What a beautiful young lady she's turning into.
It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.
Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
What a beautiful young lady she's turning into.
It's a dog. Dogs don't turn into beautiful young ladies.......Unless you've had about 6 pints.
I'll wave my high definition willy any chance I get!
No, someone was ranting about militant lesbians and it made me think of her!