[Vivienne]

That must be the written equivalent of running away.

Or can't be arsed! (ha ha).

[MK Chris]

Viv, are my brains scrambled, poached or fried?

[Vivienne]

All three! Ha ha!

[0007]

What the hell is that Amy's problem????? That horrible woman has a serious chip on her shoulder about everything.Is it because she's ugly ,looks like she can't put make up on and is simply so competitive that anyone who is a strong threat to her makes her in secure?????? think about it for a minute!..... she should never have been chosen .She is such a patronising condescending old cow.Absolutely no grace or dignity.Chico should keep well away from her.He's sooo nice friendly and polite and you can see he's putting a 100 per cent into the customer service!

Chico to win !!!!! Amy for the bin !!!!!!

buy the way viv u r really pretty

[foot-loose]

buy the way viv u r really pretty

"buy"?????

And while she may well be a sex god, that photo is certainly not her. The only photo I have seen of her, she looked quite pretty, but it was taken in 1971. Maybe even earlier.

[0007]

oh shit !!! yeah just noticed how i spelt "by" .....sorry guys....do you really think that is'nt her ?? I must be really naive

I guess that is'nt really a picture of you

[foot-loose]

Well, no. I am usually pictured covered in elephant semen.

I guess that is'nt really a picture of you

ISN'T

Alright, let's start with the basics. English is a non-inflected Indo-European language derived from dialects of....

[0007]

What r u on? you r soo not funny

[orville73]

i agree with you 0007
firstly not got time for people who are not funny
secondly i think chico is by far the best celeb on on the programme

[0007]

Yeahhhh! another chico fan .Get rid of the fat lesser.

I'm surprised her head and arse fit down the isle with that trolley...

[orville73]

really hope amy goes this week..she is so rude

cant stand it when she rolls her eyes when people talk to her

[0007]

see!!!!!! condesending, she's a bully!

[orville73]

lisa mafia seems really nice too but chico is by far the funniest

did you see when he gave those two gays his calendar?????

lovin it

[0007]

I'd luv to c her calender! They would'nt b able to fit it on the plane.More like amy WIDEhouse

[orville73]

as if any airline would really employ her.......

and what about that phil?? how boring is he?????

[orville73]

looks like foot loose has gone to have another puff

or maybe we have upset him with our bad spelling and chico fan club

[0007]

Is Phil meant to be funny???? who is he.He has to go!!!! He's soo boooorrriinnggg zzzzzzz

As for footloose ,I think he has a screw loose

[orville73]

and what is that presenter about????

i think chico should of presented it to give it a bit of charm and laughter

[orville73]

amy should be the baggage handler

thats a good place for her .....

[0007]

Her outfits r shit!!!! (The presenter)
Who is her stylist for God's sake.

[orville73]

i think i might book a monarch celeb air flight just so i can get one of chicos calendars....
what do you think 0007.... wanna come with me??

knowing our luck we will get amy and phil serving on our flight

[0007]

If I could I would babe!

Although if I got Amy I 'd worry the plane would'nt b able to take off

[orville73]

shame we never get to see the pilots!!!!!

[S4B]

What r u on? you r soo not funny

Hmmmmmmm

No text speak on the boards please people - it is in the rules.

[foot-loose]

Hmmm. There was me being nice to a newbie as well, I should really have known better.

Alright, let's start with the basics. English is a non-inflected Indo-European language derived from dialects of....

... is a quote from 'Blackadder'. This is a television comedy written by Richard Curtis and Ben Elton. Granted, considering the brain power that appears to be required to watch "Celeb Air", then there is a high chance you won't have the capacity to understand why the word "comedy" is applied to it. I wont hold that against you.

firstly not got time for people who are not funny

I would love for you to explain this line a wee bitty further.

looks like foot loose has gone to have another puff

Another what?

or maybe we have upset him with our bad spelling and chico fan club

I'm in tears here. Seriously. A Chico fan club?!

As for footloose ,I think he has a screw loose

Aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha. Stop it. I'm loling left right and centre here. Or should that be spelt "lolling", forgive me, I dunno. Orville73 must think you're hilarious!


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