[Yudster]

Spam bot. Just waiting for Console to come and wave his modding willy and make it all go away.

[AndyJ]

Annoying me - Work... why do I constantly have to chase people, why don't they do it the first time I ask instead of a week later when the deadline is approaching..... grrrrrr

[Andy B]

Not being able to answer the question "What's the most creative solution to a problem you have faced?" on application forms. I'm not a creative person. I've not one ounce of creativity in my whole body. Whenever I do solve problems I solve them logically. Admittedly the logic may not be apparent to anyone else but when you are a genius it is to me.

I don't do thinking outside the box. I think firmly inside the box, it's just that I have a much larger box than everyone else.

Anyone got an answer I can steal. I can't even make one up. I'm not creative enough.

[S4B]

Give me a work related problem you might have had and I'll give you a creative solution.

[Bruvva]

Not being able to answer the question "What's the most creative solution to a problem you have faced?" on application forms.

The correct answer to that question is "drink until the problem goes away".

Booze is fab

[S4B]

Drunk again Bruv?

[Bruvva]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I is not drunkled.

[S4B]

hmm. I am not convinced!

[rustybike]

...Its penises that you want to avoid. There are quite a few of them about.

Agreed!

[Bruvva]

hmm. I am not convinced!

pfft...I am as sober as the sobersesteset thing evah

[Sunny So Cal]

...Its penises that you want to avoid. There are quite a few of them about.

Agreed!

Ha! I don't know, Rusty. Your taste in men was excellent. Are you sure we can't tempt you to the dark side?

[rustybike]

...Its penises that you want to avoid. There are quite a few of them about.

Agreed!

Ha! I don't know, Rusty. Your taste in men was excellent. Are you sure we can't tempt you to the dark side?

Tempted. Especially if the beautiful James McAvoy was standing there. But I still think the sight of a weiner would put me off. Oh! And I have a girlfriend. (Forgot that part).

[Andy B]

I look like a cross between James McAvoy and Joshua Jackson from Dawson.

I'm a regular hottie me!

[rustybike]

Yes. Yes you are hun.

**pats head**

[foot-loose]

...Its penises that you want to avoid. There are quite a few of them about.

Penipee!!

We discussed this months ago. Lottie made a sig an everything!

[S4B]

I think you'll find that was Octopee

[foot-loose]

Her sig was, but it was during the same discussion. Penipee, octopee, platypee. That was the trinity.

Don't argue with me. You only lose.

[S4B]

Penipee!!

We discussed this months ago. Lottie made a sig an everything!

Her sig was, but it was during the same discussion. Penipee, octopee, platypee. That was the trinity.

Don't argue with me. You only lose.

Ergo you said Lottie made a sig about penipee, she didn't!

[foot-loose]

We discussed the whole lot in one go. You all got it wrong apart from her. She made a sig related to the discussion. The discussion related to penipee.

And, if you are going to use the word "ergo" in a willy waving manner, please learn to place a comma after it.

[rustybike]

To be honest, I've never heard of the word Penipee - I wouldn't even know how to pronounce it. But I guess if the Penis man says it's Penipee, then it's Penipee.

I even googled "plural of penis" to make sure I wrote it right.

* knows what the Mrs is going to think next time she types "P" into google.

[S4B]

I am not disputing your ridiculous assumption that the plural of penis is penipee, however I, you and Foots know I'm right.

Oh and Foots I do many things to willies but waving them is not on the agenda!

[foot-loose]

To be honest, I've never heard of the word Penipee - I wouldn't even know how to pronounce it. But I guess if the Penis man says it's Penipee, then it's Penipee.

I even googled "plural of penis" to make sure I wrote it right.

* knows what the Mrs is going to think next time she types "P" into google.

I think this was before your time. As long as you accept what you are being told, everything is just dandy.

Oh and Foots I do many things to willies but waving them is not on the agenda!

See, if I had said that, you would complain.

[catherine]

Annoying me today is my grandad was taken to hospital this morning after being critically ill about a month ago.

Don't want to dampen your * argument, it's penipee!

[Sunny So Cal]

I even googled "plural of penis" to make sure I wrote it right.

* knows what the Mrs is going to think next time she types "P" into google.

She's going to think you're suddenly a little too interested in James McAvoy and his bits.

[foot-loose]

Annoying me today is my grandad was taken to hospital this morning after being critically ill about a month ago.

I hope everything goes ok, young Cat.