[foot-loose]

These are plans proposed by the Government. Future tense. Not present.

[Andy B]

I'm really not fussed about whether my details are kept on a computer as long as I don't know about it of course. I hate people openly invading my privacy. If you're gonna do it then at least have the decency to do it behind my back or out of sight.

Seriously though if some government official has nothing better to do than look at the texts I get off my missus saying "We are out of milk. Pick some up on your way back" then the government are obviously doing a better job of fighting baddies than I thought.

Although a way around it could of course be for terrorists to swap mobiles after registering them then make sure you have a cast iron alibi the day the other one blows something up.

Hasn't it become really argumentative on here lately...well more so than usual. Personal insults a plenty. Ahh just like the good old days.

Foots - your a wanker! (I deliberatly used incorrect grammar there too - HAH!)

[foot-loose]

You eat babies.

[Andy B]

You do rude things with men's naughty bits!

What's your point? Tosser!

[Andy B]

Next time I'm at the Beeb down there I'll leave it on reception for you!

[foot-loose]

You do rude things with men's naughty bits!

What's your point? Tosser!

I certainly do not do rude things with mens naughty bits.

Not through lack of trying either!

Besides. You eat babies.

[Zoot]

Thank you oh shining beacon of information.

Mmmm, Beacon and Egg sandwiches...

[thenamesarnold]

Is it me or is it really annoying when someone types something, and reads out every word as the write it ?
There was someone next to me (untill i moved seat)in the library computer room doing it, its impossible to concentrate when your also trying to write something.

[Yudster]

Oh, and you are not quite so Bolshevik now your Mum's gone to Bed. (Yuds that is )

I don't know what this means!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thenamesarnold]

I do the saying out loud thing as you write/type sometimes. I think it just jolts me back into concentrating again as I seem to do it when I can feel myself waning.

Thats fine but when you do it for every word you type all the time, you just think why not just say it in your head

[foot-loose]

Oh, and you are not quite so Bolshevik now your Mum's gone to Bed. (Yuds that is )

I don't know what this means!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check who wrote it.

It should make more sense now.

[Sunny So Cal]

He does it intentionally. bob types riddles into Babel Fish and translates them back and forth from English into several other languages and then back into English and only stops when he's certain it's the right fusion of nonsense and brilliance. Keeps you on your toes.

[Boboff]

It's all brilliance ! You just don't get some of it.

Kind of like me and Chemistry and oral sex.

[TIAL]

The 'Bring on the Trumpets' advert is really pissing me off. It's so self-consciously 'wacky' and all it's trying to do is create a lolrandom cratchphrase!!11one
Worse of all, people are repeating it parrot fashion and think it's * hilarious. I just don't get it.

[Zoot]

Bring on the trumpets

[Andy B]

Never heard of it, never seen it don't wanna see it.

Is it really more annoying than the frosties advert with that kid?

[foot-loose]

I thought that advert was grrrr...

Never mind.

[chrysostom]

I liked the trumpets advert, but much like the 'buttscratcher' from family guy - people trying to mimick it make it unbelievably annoying.

TRUMPETS.

[Munki Bhoy]

I haven't seen this advert you speak of.

[TIAL]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXU9Ur9QznE][/youtube]

[chrysostom]

I overslept for uni, as i did yesterday.

And missed an important lecture.

I hate not having sleeping pills

[foot-loose]

Training.

I've only spoken to four customers today. How the hell do I learn when I can't talk to anyone?

[Boboff]

Training.

I've only spoken to four customers today. How the hell do I learn when I can't talk to anyone?

Ok, so lets all stand in a circle and role play, split up into pairs and then we'll all watch as you each take turns in making yourselves look either shy, funny, twatish, or all three at the same time, great, who wants to go first, Foot-loose, thank you.

[MK Chris]

I really try not to moan if I'm feeling shit, but today I'm struggling to walk up a flight of stairs without getting out of breath. * cold.

[foot-loose]

Ok, so lets all stand in a circle and role play, split up into pairs and then we'll all watch as you each take turns in making yourselves look either shy, funny, twatish, or all three at the same time, great, who wants to go first, Foot-loose, thank you.

I don't entirely understand you again here. However, I ended up doing a conga line round the office last week - 'mon the energisers!