[Chris]

Give her a chance - she's said sorry, and does at least seem to have some intelligent things to say, unlike some who shan't-be-mentioned.

[Jacqueline]

Thank you Chris

I also said that I was wrong...surely if I had been in the wrong badly then Chris who runs the site would have barred me...he knows I was an idiot and still lets me back

I've explained it a couple of times. i was an idiot, I admit it

I love this site,and the people on here, even those who hate me

[Andy B]

Chris is hardly a good judge of character though....I mean he lets me and Foots post on here for one thing.

I also love the people who hate me.....I generally find it annoys them. Plus I'm a big underdog fan.

Go underdogs!

[foot-loose]

Chris is hardly a good judge of character though....I mean he lets me and Foots post on here for one thing.

I also love the people who hate me.....I generally find it annoys them. Plus I'm a big underdog fan.

Go underdogs!

When can we have sex?

[Andy B]

Any time you like big boy! Just hop on a train to London. Get off at Clapham Common.........................................................*







*this space reserved for glaringly obvious joke.

[foot-loose]

*this space reserved for glaringly obvious joke.

So is this one...

[MK Chris]

I post on multiple forums at the same time. It is possible...for instance right now I'm also on one about fish.

You really do go for the wrong type of woman, eh?

[foot-loose]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!

I've always said this is the right plaice for fish puns! The only thing is that I get in reel trouble when I start harp-ing on about them but there aint much I can do about it... i'm hooked!

[chrysostom]

For cod's sake.

[foot-loose]

*hake.... For Cods hake!

Sorry to knock you off your perch but you seem to be in too deep. I don't mean to carp on about it, but you seem to need all the kelp you can get!

[Zoot]

He joined the Mafia once because he heard it was a bit kinky - all this talk about people sleeping with the fishes...

[Johnny Karate]

He joined the Mafia once because he heard it was a bit kinky - all this talk about people sleeping with the fishes...

But while he was in there he only ever haddock-uddle.

[TIAL]

Making me smile/laugh? One word: Octoquizzy.

[Andy B]

For some reason I started singing Xmas songs on my way home from town earlier. Then it occurre to me that I was singing Dominic The Donkey. I love that song and it's the only thing making me look forward to Xmas this year. Wonder if they'll have a live Satellite link-up so Longman can sing Christmas Horse drunkenly down the phone to Dom again.

I miss longman.

[TIAL]

I too look forward to the return of 'Dominic the Christmas Horse'

[S4B]

Making me smile - Meeting Richard Madeley and finding him to be a REALLY nice down to earth guy who was both incredibly interesting and hilarious!

(oh and he was also MUCH hotter than he is on TV but this will make Yudster vomit so I thought I'd keep it small!)

[Yudster]

Making me smile - Meeting Richard Madeley and finding him to be a REALLY nice down to earth guy who was both incredibly interesting and hilarious!

(oh and he was also MUCH hotter than he is on TV but this will make Yudster vomit so I thought I'd keep it small!)

I could read it anyway - and I used to have SUCH a massive crush on Richard Madeley back in the nineties - why would I vomit? I'm incredibly jealous!

[S4B]

Phew - honestly, he is SO much hotter in the flesh!

[Munki Bhoy]

I'm off to see Quantum of Solace tonight. Which doubles up as a good movie AND an excuse to avoid "trick of treat"...

[MK Chris]

I saw Ghost Town. It was very funny, but the kids behind us were annoying.

[MK Chris]

This is a real van that drives round Milton Keynes, I've seen it once or twice - never managed to get a photo though, but this has shown up on Facebook.

[S4B]

The last few days have made me smile loooooooads. Anna has the most cutest cat in the world.

He's missing you!

[Andy B]

'm in Pompey for my friends' wedding. I've known them for 14 years! However Elise has a dress which is black and gold so apparently I have to wear a black suit with my yellowy/gold tie. Since when did an accessorised boyfriend become the new black?

[rustybike]

Going to see French and Saunders at Drury Lane later is making me smile. I love London, although while we're up there, Mrs RB wants me to buy her a Harrods bauble which means I can kiss good bye to the tenner I had in my wallet!

[Yudster]

'm in Pompey for my friends' wedding. I've known them for 14 years! However Elise has a dress which is black and gold so apparently I have to wear a black suit with my yellowy/gold tie. Since when did an accessorised boyfriend become the new black?

You need to learn your place these days. Just be thankful you're allowed out this time.