[SAV1OUR]

Are you the boss of the BBC?

[pjordan2000]

Out of curiosity... what happened to get Voldermort banned? I went on holiday and she was here, I got back and she was gone and no one would speak her name.

I too am curious as to the cause of the ban. But some would just say it's me being nosey

[Yudster]

I think she just totted up too many points on her licence in the end to be honest. It's all really very dull.

[Boboff]

Well I heard that she and Foots went out on the lash and she got really drunk and ended up trying to snog Foots, then the following day she went out and did shop lifting, which is really hard as shops are quite heavy, then she got arrested for Soliciting without a license, then the Police man tripped on her new handbag, which was red and only £3 from AMazon, anyway, he tripped and hurt his knee and when she tried to rub it better the Sergent came in and said "eye eye what's occurring" and she shot him with her anti frizz serum and so she was sent to Dartmoor to break rocks for a million and a half years.

[Yudster]

OR - she is currently posting drivel over on UM, where they won't notice her drop in their massive bucket.

[foot-loose]

it's pretty much as boboff says except it was me who initiated the snogging.

[Munki Bhoy]

Either you were experimenting, or Volv was a man.

I could believe either.

[Boboff]

Arseholes.

Foots

*snigger


Likes


*cover mouth

Them


*Run's away

[foot-loose]

so does yer maw

[Yudster]

I know that when you say "maw" you actually mean, in your mangled Scottish way, "mother" - but the word Maw, in English (which is after all the language you are murdering here) means mouth. Which is also funny, and has the added super-size bonus of actually meaning something that makes sense.

Just thought I'd mention it.

[MK Chris]

I love it when Yudwuk gets pernickety.

[Bonanzoid]

IP ban!

[Munki Bhoy]

I know that when you say "maw" you actually mean, in your mangled Scottish way, "mother" - but the word Maw, in English (which is after all the language you are murdering here) means mouth. Which is also funny, and has the added super-size bonus of actually meaning something that makes sense.

Just thought I'd mention it.

I believe it also means a large cavernous opening. But make that comment about someone's mother and you might get a smack in the mouth.

[Yudster]

"Mouth" can also mean a large cavernous opening. "Maw" is used in the same way. I'm not the only person who thinks of this every time foot loose uses the term. Its just so appropriate on both levels.

[foot-loose]

I'm pretty sure that if you replace the word "maw" with "mouth" then the insult would still stand so if thats what you want to do, feel free.

It's nowhere near as good though.

[Munki Bhoy]

Makes you wonder what you'd make of yer maw's maw.

[Ezza]

I keep singin the title of this song to the tune of "isnt she lovely.. isn't she beautiful". Stevie Wonder, if I remember rightly?

Thanks Foots, I now have this song stuck in my head.

[foot-loose]

Makes you wonder what you'd make of yer maw's maw.

Ah ken whit I'd dae wie YOUR maws maw!

[Yudster]

Oooh footie, talk Scotch some more you sexy thing you!

[Munki Bhoy]

Makes you wonder what you'd make of yer maw's maw.

Ah ken whit I'd dae wie YOUR maws maw!

She's not your type. Just like yer maw's not mine. Yer maw's got baws and yer da loves it!

[foot-loose]

hahaha

Mon it.