[foot-loose]

Cos we don't have enough of the pissing things.

Discuss.

[dannimaria]

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here starts on Sunday. Do that one instead.

[foot-loose]

... to keep Console happy (he will shout at me for starting a pointless thread) ok.


Eh... so who's gonna be in Celebrity Get Me Out Of There then?

[dannimaria]

Laura?

[foot-loose]

Is that the one from that other thread?

Or is there a celebrity called Laura that goes by her first name* that I have managed to avoid?


*like Jade.

[Munki Bhoy]

David Bellamy apparently. What's the point in that?! He practically lives in jungles anyway!

[C-Kay]

I think i need to re-visit te brilliance that is Dean Gaffney's Bustucker trial before this series begins!

[S4B]

I hope Console changes the title of this thread or I'll get confused.....I'm easily confused these days.

I won't be watching celebrity, it annoys me. Like BB it should have stopped after the first series, all you get are a bunch of "celebrities" who complain about living rough, the lack of food etc and then have to eat bugs. I like Ant ad Dec but even they don't make it worthwhile watching.

[dolly]

i never watch this - it's just a stupid concept 'let's make people who are Z-listers eat bugs and stuff' GREAT! are they doing big brother next year? X

[TIAL]

According to some leaks in the press, the lineup is.

Martina Navratilova
Brian Paddick (who?)
Simon Webbe (who?)
Mickey Miller (who?)
Esther Rantzen
Dani Behr (who?)
Carly Zucker (who?)
Georgina Baillie (give me strength...)

and...

Robert Kilroy-Silk

Don't quote me on that, quote this: http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/45809/

[chrysostom]

Simon Webbe from Blue?

[Johnny 1989]

According to some leaks in the press, the lineup is.

Martina Navratilova
Brian Paddick (who?)
Simon Webbe (who?)
Mickey Miller (who?)
Esther Rantzen
Dani Behr (who?)
Carly Zucker (who?)
Georgina Baillie (give me strength...)

and...

Robert Kilroy-Silk

Don't quote me on that, quote this: http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/45809/

I'm sad enough to know some of these, Simon Webb is from (presumably) Blue (Crap boy band), Mickey Miller is the name of the character played by Joe Swash in Eastenders (crap soap), Dani Behr presented kids show The Saturday Show (back in 2000!), Carly Zucker is Joe Cole's missus.

so, erm yeah "Celebs"

[foot-loose]

And Robert Kilroy-Silk is almost as bad as Piers Morgan.

[chrysostom]

If he becomes famous from this i will be so annoyed.

He's a prick who thinks racism can be his 'quirk' guised as Xenophobia.

10/1 Simon Webbe knocks him out.

[Andy B]

Danni Behr might be worth watching it for.

Just to keep Topher's interest, I met Joe Swash once in a bar I was playing in just after his brain thingy that kept him out of the soap for ages. He ended up kicked out because *his friends* were caught doing naughty things in the toilets. It wasn't Foots' kind of naught things either.


Certain details have been edited in an attempt to avoid being sued.

[foot-loose]

You went and got me all excited there.

[MK Chris]

I very rarely take any notice of this, but I can name a couple of them..

Martina Navratilova

Do me a favour, she's far too good to go on one of those shows... she's one of the greatest women tennis players ever, she can't be reduced to this.

Brian Paddick (who?)

He's a gay ex-top copper from one of the major forces (the Met?)

Dani Behr (who?)

Was she on the Big Breakfast? I think she may have been and also she was on kids TV.

[catherine]

Simon Webbe went to my secondary school and I saw him and he had a really big head.

Another Level should get back together they were brilliant 'bomb diggy diggy when we get jiggy let me piggy back ride on it all night long'

[Boboff]

Zullu from Star Trek, excellent.

[MK Chris]

I don't watch Star Trek, but I vaguely recognise his name from playing Kaito Nakamura in Heroes.

[Andy B]

See if they got Checov he would have won. All he'd have to do would be to say "Nuclear Wessel" and he'd win.

[Munki Bhoy]

Is Sulu in this because California voted yes to proposition 8 and it's the only place he's allowed to be gay married in?

Oh, while I'm on the subject... * sake California, grow the * up.

[Andy B]

SULU ISN'T GAY??????????!


although now I come to think about it he DOES always seem happy. Hmm....well I never.

[foot-loose]

Sulu is a definite batty boi.

[Munki Bhoy]

Actually, Sulu isn't. Takei is. Sulu had a daughter, who went on to be pilot the Enterprise-B...

And I'll stop there having outed myself as a Trekkie.