[The Cornishman]

Running a studious finger along the spines of my bookcase this morning I flicked out Steven Hawkings' 'A Brief History Of Time'.Strangely,I found myself reading the foreword in the eminent Professors electronic staccato "THEE HISS-TOR-REE ORV THEE YO-NEE-VERSE" etc.The introduction seemed pleasingly straightforward and surprisingly graspable.I had chosen well-by lunchtime I would no doubt be au fait with black holes and antimatter parallel universes.
By page three my learned frown had turned to glazed confusion and within ten minutes I found myself flicking through the pages of VIZ-THE SAUSAGE SANDWICH instead.I consoled myself with the thought that, unlike the redoubtable Mr. Hawking,I may never unravel the enigma of creation,but given appropriate footwear,I would kick his ass over 100 metres.
Probably.

[ASG]

Why do you always write such long complicated things?!

[Chief Erf]

i also talk like that

[Adam]

tell me whats long and complicated about it? do you have problems reading it?

[ASG]

Except that you are generally more direct to the point & more spacious!

[The Cornishman]

ASG- Worst member ever.Well, certainly worst this year.No,that's just nasty.Worst member this month.Hang on,it's only the seventh of November.Much too generous.Worst member for five weeks.Alright,I take it back.Worst member this week,definitely.Although to be fair I haven't read them all but I'm pretty sure you're the worst.You just have to be.Look,I don't want to make a big deal about it,but you're just plain awful.You can't deny that.And you know why? Because you're undeniably awful.So there's clearly no use denying the fact.Just my opinion,of course.I could be wrong.

[ASG]

Sorry if I upset you, but I find it difficult to read all that stuff on screen! Maybe it's just me?

[The Cornishman]

No malice intended.But then you probably understand that.Unlike my posts.

[Adam]

little by little ASG

[ASG]

No malice intended.But then you probably understand that.Unlike my posts.

Cheeky! What are you talking about Mr. Michael?

[The Cornishman]

I suppose there's always the possibility I might rattle off a series of offbeat apologies and actually make this thread a heart warming classic but then again I might not.But it's feasible,certainly,though not entirely feasibly certain.At least I think so.But don't count on it.Depends on my current cafiene level,I suppose.

[ASG]

I think that would make a great thread! One that would go down in history and that could be unknown to newbies in years to come!

[Nablo.]

Thats the stuff Cornishman attack him with your superior wit, just to high class for him to understand.

[ASG]

What are you doing here at this time?

[Gigglyboots]

Gosh.....maybe Nablo. wants too!

[ASG]

Yeah, but he should have been in a lecture, I was waiting to walk home with him and as it turns out he was at home!

[Nablo.]

Oh well never mind.