[The Cornishman]

I'm saying nothing.Well just this,and thats it.

[StaticFish]

asl mangenta lol

[The Cornishman]

Have you ever hollowed out a television set,called a repair technician then hidden inside the TV and talked to him when he comes? I might be able to pull that off later.

[Everlast]

Why do my legs hurt?

And why does it say on vibrator instructions not to use them on "unexplained calf pain"?

Firstly i don't think your supposed to be using them things on cows. And secondly whats all this blowjob talk, i thought i was back at the Lee Brennan board

[The Cornishman]

Many people like cover songs-I like cover art.Currently I am collecting the paintings of Rembrandt,but done by Rolf Harris,and they are better than the originals too.

[Sidders]

This is the wierdest thread I've seen for ages. It started off as a maths problem but now everyone's talking about blowjobs and vibrators. Plus I've got this image in my head of magenta and her vibrator that I can't seem to shake out.

[Adam]

This is the wierdest thread I've seen for ages. It started off as a maths problem but now everyone's talking about blowjobs and vibrators. Plus I've got this image in my head of magenta and her vibrator that I can't seem to shake out.

steady on there sidla... it was magenta who changed the subject after all. i take it magenta has one of those toys. does this suggest possibly something else? i often rub my calf if have problems with it.

tenner this gets sent to the private section.

could i also take this op. to welcome staticfish the creator of some good threads including the "Ask Aled" thread into its 16th page.

magenta- yes i am good at maths

[Sidders]

I was just imagining magenta massaging her calf with her vibrator, that's all. What did you think i was talking about?

[magenta]

Hey if anyone is bored...

7 A university uses a complex CAD (computer aided design) package. The package has a sophisticated human-computer interface which also places considerable demands on the system's resources.

(a) Give two examples of a system's resources that would be affected by such a package and explain the demands placed upon them. (4)

(b) Describe three features you would expect to find in the human-computer interface which would merit the description `sophisticated'. (6)




I'm doing this for 3pm.

[Adam]

sidla is your man. BSc something or other at SHU

[Sidders]

I'm doing Computer Network Engineering not CAD! I wouldn't know where to start answering that question.
Just try and blag something. The memory would certainly be one system resource, and probably the processing speed.

Talking of uni work, is anyone here any good at Java programming?

[magenta]

I have edited it.

(4.2) A university has decided to buy a new payroll package. They are considering several options and have drawn up a range of evaluation criteria to help them select the most appropriate one.
(a) The criteria used by the university include:
· Performance
· Robustness
· User support
For each of these criteria, describe two issues that you would expect the university to consider. (6)

Anyone for this one?

I've done most of it, it's too easy for me though, yeah that's it, so I've got no motivation to do it!

[Sidders]

I have edited it.

So have I.

[Adam]

I have edited it.

(4.2) A university has decided to buy a new payroll package. They are considering several options and have drawn up a range of evaluation criteria to help them select the most appropriate one.
(a) The criteria used by the university include:
· Performance
· Robustness
· User support
For each of these criteria, describe two issues that you would expect the university to consider. (6)

Anyone for this one?

I've done most of it, it's too easy for me though, yeah that's it, so I've got no motivation to do it!

I started it off:

The uni must consider how much use they're going to get from the product (regardless of how fast it is) as it may be a long time before another such purchase can be made.

[Chris]

Good start - ignore the question and ramble.

You get no marks for that (said Chris Harris BSc Hons.)

[Adam]

what did you do mr harris?

[Sidders]

He did Computer Science I think.

[Adam]

He did Computer Science I think.

thats a b*tch of a degree to do. Very hard for some people...

[Lawrie]

ive applied to do Broadcasting and another "media" type course at Leeds Uni and Media studies at Leeds Met Uni

[Adam]

saying close to home then.. hope you get into Leeds Uni.

[Lawrie]

i wanted to go to London but the cost..scared the living sh*t out of me and i know Leeds and its what im used to..yeah i want to go to Leeds Uni

[Adam]

yeah- stay away, if you don't want to be in debt until your 50.

true- i think alot of people up north stay at home with their mommys and daddys. two good things- costs less and you've got a place thats still your own. alot easier

[Mr Dion]

i thinkin of doin sport psychology or else speech and language therapy.

[Gigglyboots]

Sounds cool. I want to study criminal law, lol. But I mean i'm still young.

[kendra k]

i want to study chemistry, but i'm a failure. gooo history!