[Munki Bhoy]

Fussy bastard.

[MK Chris]

In some of those he looks like Nathan Petrelli.

[foot-loose]

Fussy bastard.

Damn right. I canna go getting a reputation of being easy...

In some of those he looks like Nathan Petrelli.

... i'd do him as well.

[Andy B]

Wow. I have nicer legs than Reese Witherspoon.

And by the looks of it, I have better boobs!

[Yudster]

Wow. I have nicer legs than Reese Witherspoon.

You must have truly outstanding legs then, because Reese's look pretty darn good to me!

You think? She has cankles, cellulite and lumpy upper/inners. And they are short - although I have a certain empathy there.

The real difference between me and Reese Witherspoon though is not that my legs are nicer than hers (in that picture) but that she is utterly beautiful and I am - well, unremarkable.

[Andy B]

Trust a woman to take in all that information from one small photo. Whereas a man looks at it and says "Yup, she's got two".

I've never been much of a leg man me. I like a nice leg don't get me wrong but they're not the be all and end all.

[Yudster]

Well, its an unflattering picture of Reese Witherspoon. That happens so rarely you have to make the most of it when it does.

[Munki Bhoy]

What the hell are cankles? And how can you tell what she has beneath the wee socks and trainers?!

Honestly, I'd have those legs wrapped round me any day. They look aesthetically pleasing to my eyes. The fact that she's top notch in other regions would be a very welcome bonus.

[Bonanzoid]

Cankle = calf ankle. Typical in "larger" people.

[Yudster]

Look - I don't honestly believe that Reese Witherspoon actually HAS cankles. But that photo was a gloriously bad one of her - it made her look terrible, and she being in reality one of the most gorgeous women in the world,well, I'm making the most of it by pretending that she actually looks like that. Let me dream, you bastards.

[Bonanzoid]

Just a wandering thought - Foots, when you Google someone do you link every picture on the first 2 pages every time?

[Munki Bhoy]

Yudster, I'm not saying you don't have fantastic legs. Maybe you do, I haven't seen them. So lets just assume that you do have better legs than Miss Witherspoon and we can all picture those lovely pins wrapped around us while you're biting our necks and sucking out the last drops of our blood.

Because lets face it, no matter how great your legs are we all think you are Dru.

[Zoot]

Because lets face it, no matter how great your legs are we all think you are Dru.

Barrymore???

[Munki Bhoy]

Druscilla, the vampire in the avatar. Never mind, I'm obviously too much of a geek.

[Sunny So Cal]

You are. You really are.

[Andy B]

See with my hair short and spikey and in the summer when it's blonde I look like a normal sized version if Spike. I'm not take thin. I'm not big but I'm not anorexic either.

[foot-loose]

Just a wandering thought - Foots, when you Google someone do you link every picture on the first 2 pages every time?

No.

Sometimes the pictures are NSFW. I draw the line there.

[Bonanzoid]

NSFW?

[MK Chris]

Not Safe For Work.

[Andy B]

I thought it was Not Suitable For Women.

[Andy B]

I thought it was Not Suitable For Women.

[foot-loose]

NSFW?

Google it, look at the pretty pictures, then you shall know what I speak of.

Make sure you do it at one of yer internetty cafes (por favor).

[Bonanzoid]

In a similar vein, I don't know who's seen The Machinist, but Christian Bale went from unhealthily skinny to pretty built between it and Batman.



It's weird to think what he can put himself through.

[S4B]

Thank you Bonan!

[Munki Bhoy]

Look at Renée Zellweger. She's a waif most of the time, but in Bridget Jones she looks normal.