[Gigglyboots]

Chemistry, eeekk. I find the Standard Grade hellish enough, lol.

[KFA]

I wanted to be a meterologist for which you need to do physics and maths. So I did chemistry, biology and geography A levels (just to make it that bit more difficult) and decided I wanted to do nursing. I failed the sciences and I am now doing a dull degree in hospitality and tourism.

[Jonny Hoare]

hmm why is this for, can we go back to the stories of young girls and vibrators

[Adam]

hoare getting bored because he's got his letters...

[Bridgie]

well i want to do chiropractic but the only place that does it is glamorgan - looks like im going to wales!

[Adam]

i thinkin of doin sport psychology or else speech and language therapy.

do sport pscychology. you'll get to work with people like keano- ironically irish.

[Jonny Hoare]

Galmorgan is in Pontypridd, which is nice. nice campus

[Adam]

yeah- not a bad uni. views remind me of cornwall...

[Sidders]

I wanted to be a meterologist for which you need to do physics and maths.

My brother did meteorology at Reading. It's the only university in the country that does meteorologly degrees.

[Mr Dion]

well i want to do chiropractic but the only place that does it is glamorgan - looks like im going to wales!

if i get in to sports psychology mayb ill see you there!

how long till you will b headin off to uni?

[Jonny Hoare]

what useless subjects, sports science/phycology, media studies and sociiology all are

No relevant use to the workplace, just "cultural wank"

[ASG]

What do you deem wothy as a subject, Mr. Hoare

[ZAQAZ_]

Journalism of cors stupid!

[ASG]

Can't just be that can it?

[TINY_TIM_THE_GREAT]

I do media, which is close and it is great!

[Jonny Hoare]

I did media studies. it has given me NO training for a job hence another year-----------------------------------------------------------------------------



You'll find a lot of people are doing courses like media studies, sports science and going straight to macdonalds or indeed into a job (like the trash) of which is not their life niche...

[magenta]

I did about 3/4 months of media AS at college last year, * hated it, well, the subject itself was a piece of p*ss, but it was the snobby t*ssers that were in the same class as me I didn't "gel" with.

B*stards.

[Bridgie]

if i get in to sports psychology mayb ill see you there!

how long till you will b headin off to uni?

if all goes to plan, next year. but i might still take a year out

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

if you want to make loads of money learn a trade its the best way. theres too many thick people going to university nowadays doing crap courses that are no use in any job.

[The Cornishman]

Hey if anyone is bored...

7 A university uses a complex CAD (computer aided design) package. The package has a sophisticated human-computer interface which also places considerable demands on the system's resources.

(a) Give two examples of a system's resources that would be affected by such a package and explain the demands placed upon them. (4)

(b) Describe three features you would expect to find in the human-computer interface which would merit the description `sophisticated'. (6)




I'm doing this for 3pm.

Oh my God! Who is that lovlie girlie? She's almost as good looking as me.Is that you Magenta? If so I think I should doff the hat your way,after all a hat is one of the very few things that can be doffed in this modern world of cyber-sites dedicated to overwieght DJs and C5 hosts.........................Of course,the tricky bit is in living up to the photograph.

[The Cornishman]

Alright look I'm a nice guy I'll tell you what I'll do.I'll give you another chance to marry me.I have the body of Vin Diesel (it's in the boot of my car),a healthy tan,and an irrepressible sex drive.

[The Cornishman]

Nice breastage by the way,I slept with a girl last week who was an E cup but I'd say you look more like an F.Or maybe you're an E.All I know is that its far too much for me to handle at this time of the morning.

[The Cornishman]

Just had another peep-my final guess 34F.By the way you'd probably be best off if you employed some scaffolding to hold those babies up.

[ASG]

Look, we all (by that I mean the one's find women attractive) find her quite tasty but there's surely no need to shout out what we already know?

[The Cornishman]

Well ASG after 22 long,long years on this planet I thought the day would come when I would tire of tea,toast,and ladies with large boobs,but it just doesn't seem to happen.You'd think the sheer blandness of toast,representing as it does somewhat of a 'blank canvas',would get wearing,but it never does.And tea!,my god,how many cups of tea must have I consumed? from 'Happy Shopper' to the dizzy simean heights of 'PGTips',my head spins at just the thought.I never seem to tire of that old tannic magic.
How fantastic are boobs? I've tried growing a pair myself but somehow it's not the same.The female of the species seem to carry them off so much better.I think there may be something in the 'boobs/ hips symmetry' theory that 'experts' try to explain as attraction.