[Yudster]

I'm going to V festival. Hooray. Chelmsford. Weekend camping. Loads of mates going too.

Thats the first time I've ever heard anyone happy at the prospect of going to Chelmsford.

[Andy B]

Yes but I'm not actually going to be IN chelmsford, just the V festival bit. I won't have to mix with the ordinary people.

[foot-loose]

I can see him in a firemans uniform.

Aww bless. So can I. But not in that same pervy way as you meant. The boy's 12 or something.

Yep.. he's 12 and applying to be a fireman.

I lolled there. Proper lollage.

That kind of activity knd of makes a nonsense of the idea that its important to wash your hands after you go to the toilet. Either that, or the people that do it get sick regularly.

A little fairy (!) told me that cling film makes things ... better. I wouldn't know of course.



I also see from this thread that feltching has featured in two places on this forum today. How romantic.

[Yudster]

Cling film has many uses - in fact its hard to know what on earth I did before it was invented. But I'm unconvinced it has any place in sexual activity, deviant or otherwise.

[foot-loose]

Oh be convinced. Be very convinced.

(as long as it doesn't involve shrink wrapping anything - thats not so good)

[Yudster]

No, anything I can think of is just far too creepy.

[catherine]

Can it be a substitute for condoms?

[foot-loose]

I never said it wasn't creepy.

[Yudster]

Very definitely absolutely totally completely and without doubtedly - NOT. Unless you're trying to get pregnant, in which case, knock yourself out.

[foot-loose]

Unless you're trying to get pregnant, in which case, knock yourself out.

Up here in Scotchland, they complain when we knock them out.

You Engerlish must have some strange practises.

[Bonanzoid]

After much curiousity, I wiki'd 'felching'.

You disgusting bunch of minks.

[foot-loose]

Told ya that would happen!

[MK Chris]

To quote a member of this forum who doesn't visit any more.. meh its no 'munging'.

[catherine]

Ugh, I remember when I googled that thanks to Gaspode. Disgusting.

[Bonanzoid]

Why the * did I google that whilst eating?! I'll never be able to eat a fajita again!

[TIAL]

Can it be a substitute for condoms?

Beats using a crisp packet.

...Or maybe not, come to think of it.

[C-Kay]

Yes but I'm not actually going to be IN chelmsford, just the V festival bit. I won't have to mix with the ordinary people.

Steer clear of the Westlands estate, you'll get shot walking through there.

[Sunny So Cal]

I can see him in a firemans uniform.

Aww bless. So can I. But not in that same pervy way as you meant. The boy's 12 or something.

Yep.. he's 12 and applying to be a fireman.

I lolled there. Proper lollage.

Ha. So did I.

[Yudster]

Everyone getting to the top of Kilimanjaro is making me smile today.

[Boboff]

You are lovely you.

[MK Chris]

I looked after Joel this morning. On my own! I loved it.

[Yudster]

I bet his mum loved that you loved it too!

[Andy B]

Listening to Take That in the taxi on the way home and singing "Dave spoke to me...On Monday!"

[jocky85]

What time was that Andy - as I recall doing the same thing about half 2 this morning!!

[Andy B]

Um whenever I sent the message. I didn't leave work till about 4 this morning.