[Dr Frederick Chilton]

Martine has re-emerged on our TV screens looking fabulous. I forgot just how pretty she is. Marks out of ten?

[Mr Dion]

marks out of 10 for what? what criteria do you use for marking??

[Dr Frederick Chilton]

marks out of 10 for what? what criteria do you use for marking??

Good looks, charm, personality, sex appeal, attractiveness......

[Mr Dion]

looks- 5
charm- 4
personality- 6
attractivness- 5
sex appeal- 4

[Dr Frederick Chilton]

looks - 9
charm - 6
personality - 7
attractiveness - 9
sex appeal -10

I do prefer the 'girl next door' type as oppose to the lanky supermodels with attitude.

Martine is lovely!!!

[Mr Dion]

you being a bit generous. she tries to hard to be the giirl next door

[jc]

Martine McCutcheon? You can't be serious. - jc

[Nablo.]

She is all round average nothing special.

[Sidders]

I wouldn't say no.

[Uglybob]

shes of the better uk ones. nicely proportioned in the right areas.

[Funky Drummer]

Babe? hmmm...mabye

Ultimate babe? No.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yes she cant quite meet those ultimate babe criteria. shes nice but i just annoys me after shes been on the tv for 5 mins....

[Matt]

Ultimate babe, no. Punta though, yes.

[Dr Frederick Chilton]

Excuse my ignorance, but what's a 'punta'? Don't get me wrong, I think it sounds like a great word.

Although maybe not as good as 'munter'.......

[Adam]

punta is better then munter..

[ASG]

looks - 9
charm - 7
personality - 7
attractiveness - 6
sex appeal - 3

I don't really see as a babe, more of a beauty...

[Sidders]

Excuse my ignorance, but what's a 'punta'? Don't get me wrong, I think it sounds like a great word.

Although maybe not as good as 'munter'.......

You obviously don't remember the punters or munters feature the team did a while back. See if you can spot me.

[Adam]

how about cat deeley or something...? as for ex eastender babe- she was bad on the national music awards.. not heard her sing in a while

[Dr Frederick Chilton]

Yeh, admittedly she's not too good on the singing front (and she dresses like a bag lady on ketamine) but I just saw her the other night on Frank Skinner and thought she looked really pretty.

I'll have to start watching old Eastenders on cable now, to satisfy my lust for Tiffany Mitchell.

[Adam]

please- you can only go so far doctor fred before horrible images go thru the head... stop now

[Stevo_trash]

looks- 7....nice face, a little chubby at times. arse is sometimes a bit to large.

charm-8...seems a nice gal, always up for a bit of flirting

personality-8..see above

attractivness-8...worth a good ruffle in the truffle

sex appeal-8...shes female, and shes breathing

Overall, stevo would throw out his porn mags in favour for a night with martine. Youv'e got my number..call me. Can we not involve the police this time around?

[VirtualMetal]

Personally I think shes a duffer.... I'd rather Lizzie or Shakira.

[Nablo.]

You can't put Lizzie in the same sentenace as Shakira

[ASG]

Which do you prefer? I would've thought you put them in the same sentence!

[VirtualMetal]

I like both of them... I dont know much about shakira apart from she wears a lot of makeup... But still... I'd have em both me