[Andy B]

As long as you weren't wearing pyjama bottoms, slippers and a huge baggy jumper you should have been all right. 1st time I bumped into my ex I was with the new missus getting our travellers cheques for our luxurious holiday.

[Nicola_Red]

After about a year of going to the same pubs, clubs etc as my ex and managing never to run into him, I finally saw him here at my place of work, when we were both watching the same theatre show. He was with his new gf, a generic blonde, and he just looked thru me as if I didn't exist. Nice.

[catherine]

I saw my ex yesterday, he looked like a tramp.

[Munki Bhoy]

I'd happily bump into any of my exs. Even the semi-stalker one.

[Sunny So Cal]

Why would you happily bump into them? And, have you told us about the semi-stalker one? Was this in the worst break-up thread?

[dimtimjim]

who are they trying to impress, shop assistants?

No, me. They never know when they might bump into me, so have to make effort all the time, just in case!!!

[Munki Bhoy]

Why would you happily bump into them? And, have you told us about the semi-stalker one? Was this in the worst break-up thread?

Because I'm very happy in my current relationship, I don't look like crap, my life's going pretty well, and I don't hate any of them.

Dunno if I've mentioned the semi-stalker on here before or not. It wasn't that bad a breakup. In fact, it was too good a breakup, which is why she kinda went stalker on me.

[Nicola_Red]

who are they trying to impress, shop assistants?

No, me. They never know when they might bump into me, so have to make effort all the time, just in case!!!

Ah, see, that's where I'm going wrong. No wonder I'm single, eh?

[Andy B]

I never make an effort. I'm naturally good looking and always look great.

[Yudster]

You've been drinking again haven't you Andy........

[Zoot]

I never make an effort. I'm naturally good looking and always look great.

You're also incredibly modest.