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Ski Jump Bathroom#378175

By DannyBoy - Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:27 pm

- Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:27 pm #378175

bald as in slaphead as in no hair?

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378184

By Munki Bhoy - Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:26 pm

- Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:26 pm #378184

There's another one of these which is one way mirror glass. From the outside, it's a big mirror box. From the inside, you're taking a dump in the street for all to see. Brilliant... but who'd use it?!

Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378186

By foot-loose - Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:52 pm

- Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:52 pm #378186

The desperate?

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378205

By Andy B - Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:56 am

- Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:56 am #378205

I think the point is that when you are inside you can see out but people outside can't see in. Surely. The otherway round would be just silly.

Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378212

By dimtimjim - Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:07 am

- Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:07 am #378212

Wow..... what a view!!

On a slightly different note, i'm off snowboarding next Sunday (22nd), CAN'T WAIT!!!!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378254

By Johnny 1989 - Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:34 pm

- Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:34 pm #378254

That's brilliant, better than usual bathroom decor :lol:

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Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378423

By Quincy - Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:31 pm

- Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:31 pm #378423

Wow..... what a view!!

On a slightly different note, i'm off snowboarding next Sunday (22nd), CAN'T WAIT!!!!

where are you going? ive just got back from bulgaria my mate broke his arm lol

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378459

By dimtimjim - Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:00 am

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:00 am #378459

I'm off to Tignes (Val D'Isere) in French Alps. Am 'road tripin' it down in my car with 2 mates. So looking forward to it!!

Hope ya mate broke his arm near end of holiday, not right at the start!!!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378472

By Yudster - Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:18 am

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:18 am #378472

I heard there was hardly any snow in Val D'Isere, so good luck! Hopefully my informant is mistaken........

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378496

By Quincy - Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:52 am

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:52 am #378496

22nd march is quite late isnt it? but im sure you will have a good time (quite expensive though)

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378523

By Blinko Glick - Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:27 pm

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:27 pm #378523

I like that bathroom almost as much as the one surrounded with one way mirrors.

This one in fact:

There's piskies up to Dartymoor, An' tidden gude yew zay there bain't.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378528

By MK Chris - Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:41 pm

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:41 pm #378528

Why though? Even if they are one-way mirrors, why would you want to see people walking past as you're taking a dump?

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378535

By Blinko Glick - Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:10 pm

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:10 pm #378535

I have my reasons :wink:

no, I didn't mean I'd like to use it, just it's wacky value.

There's piskies up to Dartymoor, An' tidden gude yew zay there bain't.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378570

By Quincy - Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:00 pm

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:00 pm #378570

i once did a poo in a drain in lidl car park

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378571

By Yudster - Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:09 pm

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:09 pm #378571

I was once violently and drunkenly sick all over Great Ormond Street Hospital. Talk to me whan you've made it up as far as Waitrose.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378579

By Quincy - Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:38 pm

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:38 pm #378579

i have urinated in a lift can i have at least a pat on the head?

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378588

By Yudster - Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:50 pm

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:50 pm #378588

Depends. Were you wearing a cardigan?

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378590

By Quincy - Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:53 pm

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:53 pm #378590

probably not. i will put one on now though.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378623

By Blinko Glick - Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:12 pm

- Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:12 pm #378623

I was stuck on the M25 once and really needed a wee wee, so i hopped out of the car, got my petrol can out of the boot and hopped back in.

I then used said petrol can as a receptacle for my urine, whilst sitting i the drivers seat.

The feeling of relief was huge, but the sense of naughty freedom was even better.

There's piskies up to Dartymoor, An' tidden gude yew zay there bain't.

Re: Ski Jump Bathroom#378775

By catherine - Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:34 pm

- Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:34 pm #378775

I know you're on about pissing stories but wouldn't it be great to have sex in that toilet! With people walking past it would feel so naughty. Topher's a lucky man.