[foot-loose]

Scooters.

[MK Chris]

Routers.

[Yudster]

Roosters.

[Ed Pummelon]

Boosters.

[foot-loose]

Ohhhhhh Boasters!



Boasters > any other packaged cookies

[Boboff]

Hooters!

[Zoot]

Shooters

[MK Chris]

Tooters.

[Blinko Glick]

Eggs - Doh!

[foot-loose]

Ye canna beat a good egg!

[Blinko Glick]

Don't oppress me - I can if I want to!

Beanie Lovely stains down me shirt. That annoys me.

[foot-loose]

ti...

never mind.

[jocky85]

My boss is annoying me - but then whats new???

[Johnny 1989]

Salesman, complete tossers

[Sunny So Cal]

I'm going to agree with Johnny - but for a whole different reason.

[Yudster]

Google Street View is annoying me today. Or rather, the fact that people seem to like it is annoying me. And worrying me.

[Nicola_Red]

Spooners.

This for me too. Just cos it's the surname of someone who has been annoying me for a while and continues to do so.

[Johnny 1989]

I'm going to agree with Johnny - but for a whole different reason.

I'd probably agree with your reason, mine is our salesman who are a bunch of self satisfying arses, who never listen to our department & * up our jobs that they sell so badly at times that we wonder why some of the c*nts are still employed

Ah well, at least I know it's not just unique to our firm

[Sunny So Cal]

Salesman, complete tossers

I'm going to agree with Johnny - but for a whole different reason.

a bunch of self satisfying arses

In a nutshell, yes, he is.

[Johnny 1989]

Salesman, complete tossers

I'm going to agree with Johnny - but for a whole different reason.

a bunch of self satisfying arses

In a nutshell, yes, he is.

Who is?

[Sunny So Cal]

Why the self-satisfying, self-serving, self-consumed salesman I was referring to of course.

[Boboff]

It's all self, self, self, with them Husbands isn't it?

[Johnny 1989]

Ah I see, fair enough

I wouldn't mind I know how to sell things better than most of our salesman, I ask them if they've allowed for basic things and they look at me blankly & say "I didn't know we did those" wankers!

[MK Chris]

To work in a sales environment is to sell your proverbial soul.. the majority of our reps, with a couple of exceptions, are a useless bunch of tossers who couldn't sell a black cat to a witch and are more content spending time in the office checking emails than going out selling to customers while the rest of us take a pay cut because the company is struggling.

[Boboff]

Um, sales is a hard job. It was the part I least liked doing when I ran a business. You get to drive for four hours to a Head Office, only to arrive on time, and then be kept waiting by some spotty teenager, just out of college, who does not have a clue who you are or what you do, even though that account represents about 30% of your total annual business and is the difference between making a profit, or putting a load of illegal immigrants out of work.

I once drove from Plymouth to Manchester to have a 5 minute meeting, to be told they wouldn't be selling our product that year, when I asked why they couldn't tell me over the phone, the stupid little * thought it was funny and said he preferred doing it face to face! TWAT.

On the other hand we employed one young sales person who when she sent on Holiday we had a tracker fitted in her Car. Over time it built up a picture that she left the house at 9 and went straight to her Mums for Coffee for a couple of hours, did a couple of calls, then was home by 4. We spent a fortune recruiting her, and she was not very honest. The fact she was blonde and had big Tits, hadn't come into the equation of why we employed her, nor the fact she was a Johova's witness!

You have to be a certain breed to be a sales person. You have to have an extremely high regard for yourself, want to be rich, and generally believe that you shouldn't have to work all that hard to get it. Most salesmen I have employed have ended up marrying rich women in there mid to late thirties to achieve this end.