- Wed Nov 13, 2002 7:48 pm
#38031
am i the only one who finds fame academy rather crap? Trying to mix big brother and pop idol is a bit like mixing ice cream and curry. Doesn't really match in 'flava'.
So the students are supposed to be isolated from the outside world..a bit complicated when each week your participating in a live show, singing on radio shows and being interviewed by a BA from the chris moyles show on a bus.
Secondly, they should co-ordinate rations for the contestants. Take them out of this life of luxury they are enjoying at the moment and make them sing for their dinner.
Thirdly, endless supplies of viagra and other aphrodisiacs. Sex sells. Plain and simple. Just as long as there are adolescent boys and sad single men, a bit of flesh flashing from a hot chick will make these people watch such programmes.
Forthly(?), better judges. This Richard Park fellow is too diplomatic and generally shite. Get a real bastard in there to whip the 'students' into shape. Simon ruddy cowell should have been brought in as the headmaster. A role which he could undertake with ease.
Fifthly(?), more booozzzee. Scientific studies proove that regular laughing increases a perons life span. So what would be better in accomploshing this goal than a bunch of musical tits getting completley off their face on cheap booze and making total arses of themselves.
Heres a show which would get me watching, 'I'm a Muff tickling drunkard, get my pimp out of here'.
Marvellous, BBC4 material is that
chrismoyles.net
) - jc
