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#383695
For the win. Another one of those geeky acronyms I'm not a fan of.


Oi! Not 'geeky acronyms', remember? For starters it's an initialisation, not an acronym, but it's also got nothing to do with being a geek.
#383720
Geez, my comment got analysed to death. I didn't realise we were meant to take the thread seriously. I thought the use of LOL gave it away too.

Anyway, I wouldn't actually pump anyone here. You're all fatties apparently and I'm as shallow as an Ethiopian puddle.
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By S4B
#383735
Firstly, there's nothing boring about playing scrabble with me.
Secondly, I'd probably do most of you. After those "I have never" chats in the chat room, there's a lot of expertise to be shared.


I'd forgotten about the "I have never" chats.

Oh and I do enjoy playing scrabble with you Lottie I just wish I had a life as well.
#383744
I need love! I'm trying to lose weight and feel miserable about myself and my life. For starters I'm having to play Scrabble with C-Kay, Lottie and Bruvva FOR FUN!!! Give me love!!! And a life!


Fine, i'll take my Scrabble elsewhere :(
#383785
I'd forgotten about the "I have never" chats.


I remember them - I also remember having very little to say in them.
#383794
I wouldn't actually pump anyone here. You're all fatties apparently and I'm as shallow as an Ethiopian puddle.


that's fine then. FINE.

I'd pump the lot of ye. CM.net orgy ftw. lol!


and I thought I was the only one *sob*


*offers a shoulder to cry on*


thanks lima. see, someone cares!
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By Zoot
#383798
I wouldn't actually pump anyone here. You're all fatties apparently and I'm as shallow as an Ethiopian puddle.


that's fine then. FINE.




Aww, If it makes you feel better, I'd pork you Nick!

(Actually, maybe that should be 'I'd vegetarian pork substitute you Nick"...)
#383885
I know............... we are sweet, caring, loving and * horny, now get your * knickers off.


Sweet and caring is nice. Loving might be a bit much tho, I'm deciding who to shag, not marry. Also foots is right :)
#383903
I never say please. I'm too used to having my instructions obeyed.
#383911
I know............... we are sweet, caring, loving and * horny, now get your * knickers off.

Please. Get your * knickers off "please".

Just cos you're horny doesn't mean you have to stop being polite.

8)

I know............... we are sweet, caring, loving and * horny, now get your * knickers off.


Sweet and caring is nice. Loving might be a bit much tho, I'm deciding who to shag, not marry. Also foots is right :)


Your both right, I must remember my * manners.

Now, please get your * knickers off!
#383925
I never say please. I'm too used to having my instructions obeyed.

That will be why your girlfriend hasn't shagged you in years.
#383935
You weren't waiting as long as Andy has waited for - never mind.
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