[foot-loose]

My bloody lorry breaking down on the way to my driving exam, so now i have to go through the same nerves and anticipation until tomorrow

Hopefully i'll get more than 3 hours sleep tonight

You have a lorry?

I thought you were a hawt rawking beeboping dee jaaaay? Not a lorry driver!


Does anyone know the name of that lorry driving song by that guy and who it's by and what it's called? It was on the radio once.

[Zoot]

[foot-loose]

*Sings*

"The Chris Moyles Red Nose Rally on Radio One"

Funky.

[C-Kay]

My bloody lorry breaking down on the way to my driving exam, so now i have to go through the same nerves and anticipation until tomorrow

Hopefully i'll get more than 3 hours sleep tonight

You have a lorry?

I thought you were a hawt rawking beeboping dee jaaaay? Not a lorry driver!


Does anyone know the name of that lorry driving song by that guy and who it's by and what it's called? It was on the radio once.

Well, it was the test centres lorry, not actually mine, but i've used it all week, so i am claiming ownership until i pass

My real job is this, DJing/making music is something i do on the side, but the amount of money i have lost recently due to labels going bust has * me right up, so that has gone to one side while i do this poxy course so i can drive a bigger lorry. Until i can write a top 2 hit and retire, i shall continue to sing Lorry Driver and complain to Ofcom about it*


*should not be taken seriously

[Zoot]

*Gets on to his soapbox

I was just taken out for dinner by two mates. I ordered steak and ale pie. It was very nice, and it had big chunks of meat in it.
However...

People, if you fill a pie dish with meat and gravy then top it off with a pre-made flakey pastry circle, it is NOT a pie. A pie should be completely contained in shortcrust pastry.

*Gets off his soapbox

[MK Chris]

I thought I was going mad when I read this because I could have sworn we've had this discussion before and you were the one who started it.

...and I was right.

[Zoot]

I thought I was going mad when I read this because I could have sworn we've had this discussion before and you were the one who started it.

...and I was right.

HA - i'd forgotten I posted that!
Well there you go - it proves how much it riles me doesn't it.

[Boboff]

Also how anal Toph's is.

[Munki Bhoy]

Also how anal Toph's is.

No wonder he's moaning if he's sticking it up his arse.

[Yudster]

Why would you stick a steak and ale pie up your arse?

[Munki Bhoy]

I don't know, ask the one who's anal about it.

[Yudster]

I've lost track of who that is.

[Munki Bhoy]

I've lost the will to live. It was never that funny to begin with.

[Yudster]

Its rubbish anyway. According to Wikithingy -

"A pie is a baked dish which is usually made of a pastry dough shell that covers or completely contains a filling of various sweet or savoury ingredients. Pies can be either "filled", where a dish is covered by pastry and the filling is placed on top of that, "top-crust," where the filling is placed in a dish and covered with a pastry/potato mash top before baking, or "two-crust," with the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell."

Zoot has been limiting himself to only one of three possible types pf pie. We should be sympathetic.

[C-Kay]

Failing my * test

[S4B]

You're * kidding?!! Oh babe bless ya. You going to take it again?

[C-Kay]

I will at some point, depends if when i have £980 to waste again

It was a stupid place to put a kerb anyway

[Zoot]

Its rubbish anyway. According to Wikithingy -

"A pie is a baked dish which is usually made of a pastry dough shell that covers or completely contains a filling of various sweet or savoury ingredients. Pies can be either "filled", where a dish is covered by pastry and the filling is placed on top of that, "top-crust," where the filling is placed in a dish and covered with a pastry/potato mash top before baking, or "two-crust," with the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell."

Zoot has been limiting himself to only one of three possible types pf pie. We should be sympathetic.

How is it rubbish? I just stated that in my opinion 'meat with a hat' should not be classed as a pie! If I had only limited myself to that particular kind then I wouldn't know other kinds existed so I wouldn't need to moan!


So there.

[Yudster]

No, you said that such things were NOT pies, when they clearly are. Your opinion relates to you only, the empirical evidence is contrary to your opinion though. Ner nerny ner ner.

[jocky85]

We served the type of pies that you dislike at the pub I worked at Zoot

[Zoot]

No, you said that such things were NOT pies, when they clearly are. Your opinion relates to you only, the empirical evidence is contrary to your opinion though. Ner nerny ner ner.

There's no need to be so shortcrust with me Yuddy...

[Yudster]

You puff.

[Munki Bhoy]

No, you said that such things were NOT pies, when they clearly are. Your opinion relates to you only, the empirical evidence is contrary to your opinion though. Ner nerny ner ner.

In his opinion they shouldn't be classed as pies. You proved they are classed as pies. Zoot never said they weren't pies, just that they shouldn't be classed as such. So Zoot wins.

I happen to agree with Zoot, but that's besides the point.

[Johnny 1989]

I will at some point, depends if when i have £980 to waste again

It was a stupid place to put a kerb anyway

What a bummer, to be fair they seem to be making the roads narrower & pavements wider of recent, well near me at least.

[C-Kay]

I will at some point, depends if when i have £980 to waste again

It was a stupid place to put a kerb anyway

What a bummer, to be fair they seem to be making the roads narrower & pavements wider of recent, well near me at least.

This turn was so bloody tight, with a traffic island bang in the middle of it I had a Bus lane to left of me, and a left turn. I thought i'd fail if i went into the bus lane, so stayed where i was, thinking the turn wasnt too bad, then as i got closer i knew there was no way i'd get round it without moving over, but by that point i couldnt get the truck and trailer into that lane, so i was *

All good fun i guess.