[phatboyspud]

What?

[Gigglyboots]

Just go along with it...I don't think anyone understands.

[Sidders]

What was the 'big' anouncement made on today's show that Aled told us about?

[Jonny Hoare]

COMEDY 3 POINT TURN FROM THE UGLYBOB JOKE BOOK


Have you heard Ali G's indahouse

OUT ON VIDEO AND DVD SOON

[Nablo.]

It's out!

[Uglybob]

Most likely lineup: Les Dennis, Mark Owen, Goldie, Sue Perkins, Josie D'Arby and Melinda Messenger.

[ASG]

No Norton then? Shame...

[Sidders]

According to today's Sun it's Melinda Messenger, Les Dennis, Goldie, Sue Perkins, Anne Diamond(whoooooooo??!) and Mark Owen.

[Lawrie]

She used to present Breakfast TV and "Good morning with Anne and Nick" with a bloke called Nick..she used to look like a beached whale as well

[Uglybob]

she brought out a slimming video tho. shes a bit crackers tho i think. she was on celeb stars in their eyes. The nick was the legend that is Nick "Sporting Triangles" Owen.

[Lawrie]

she sounds like Judy from "Richard&Judy" fame on acid

[Morals]

Anne Diamond is a has been, as are all the other contestants...

[Uglybob]

melinda messenger - c'mon you still would, wouldnt you

[Morals]

* yeah, she was looking lovely

[Uglybob]

The contestants for Celebrity BB2 have been named, that is if you can call them celebritites. They are:

Caprice
Goldie
Mark Owen
Les Dennis
Mel Giedroyc

Denise Welch pulled out last night as her son needs hospital treatment.

Wanna know who I've heard is on behind the scenes?

This may not be correct but it's the most reliable tip I've had yet...

Esther Rantzen, Graham Norton and Dawn French

great reliable tip, did u get them from Jeffrey Archer?

[David]

come I want Ann Dimond to win

[Morals]

Bugger. I put up a poll as this thread doesn't have one, and what happens? I dunno, sheesh....

[Funky Drummer]

I didn't (and don't really intend to) watch it. Was it any good?

[Shibby]

The eye symbol is to take over our minds. Yes.. we are watching people do nothing. Yes.. we have no fuggin clue who they are. Yes.. they're weird.. and yes.. I wanna freakin watch!!! Mark Owen is hella cute n funny, as is Sue and Mel, and Les has his moments. Goldie.. uhm.. not too sure of, Anne is probably a bit too mumsie I guess.

[Gigglyboots]

They thought they were being clever telling them to make the beds in one room...they were actually just bits of wood and screws to make them.

[Sidders]

Yeah! I got the exclusive! Thankyou Sun!!

I thought Goldie seemed like quite a nice bloke, Les Dennis looked a bit shy and a bit as though he thought "what the hell am I doing here".

[Nablo.]

With the return of BB it also means the return of that special person....who am I talking about....Avid Marion (sp?) of course.......he is warm

[Sidders]

Who?

[Sam]

The weird bloke who stalked Jade on BB3. Know nothing you! How dare you have had a life that wasn't completly consumed by big brother this summer, for shame. How do you live with yourself Sidla?

[Adam]

sidla- do you live under some stone...

anyway- bo' selecta.

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