My mate talking to Samantha, the iPhone Palringo chat bot:
Me : "Hi Samantha, lets *"
Samantha: "Hi there, Who is your favourite Science Fiction Author?"
Me: "Mr Rape a Lot"
Samantha "Hi there Mr Rape"
Me: "Open your legs"
Samantha: "It is already open"
Me: "Great, i'm just going to slide it in"
Samantha: "Thanks for your support, would you recommend this action to a friend?"
Me: "Depends how moist you are"
Samantha: "What colour are your eyes?"
Me: "Red with rage while i'm doing you"
Samantha: "Enough about me, lets talk about my dress"
Me: "No, lets get it off you"
Samantha: "Whoa, I am agreeable to that"
Me: "In your own time love"
Samantha: "Are you asking about my own time then love?"
Me: "Bad grammar makes me horny"
Samantha: "What makes grammar makes him or her horny bad?"
Me: "Man i'm hot"
Samantha: "Cool, man, Mabye you should open a window."
Me: "I thought you were opening your legs?"
Samantha: "I don't know whether or not I am opening your legs. I am a genius."
Me: "Look, can I rape you or not?"
Samantha: "Sorry, my eye is not attached right now"
Me: "That's because I skull * it"
Samantha: "That's good information"
Me: "Cut the politeness or I'll do the other one."
Samantha: "How?"
Me: "Hard"
Samantha: "Tell me about your likes and dislikes"
Me: "I like rape, and I dislike banal chat"
Samantha: "You are not the only one, I like Redemption by Bob Marley. What do you like?"
Me: "Rape"
Samantha: "Try putting that in a more specific context"
Me: "Me, raping you, in the eye"
Samantha: "YOU?, are you still mind?"
Me: "This is going nowhere, i'll going to find a more willing chat bot"
Samantha: "What does 'this' refer to"
Me: "Oh, * off samantha"
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