[Nablo.]

....how about buy a nice puppy....won't solve the problem to do with MSN but still it's an idea none the less.

[Gigglyboots]

A better idea thats for sure...be nice to have a cute puppy running round my house, lol.

[Jonny Hoare]

I let my puppy maul two kiddies ina park in london. i got fined 500 quid. hang on that's princess anne

[Adam]

jonny: does your press office have sky news 24/7... does help if there is a local war going on. at least sky news get to know about very quickly.

like she'd get sent to prison... joke

[Jonny Hoare]

We have all the staelitte channels , even Men and Motors

[Uglybob]

i saw something on men and motors last night called Top Heavy, ill leave you to think what that might be about.

[Sidders]

Errm, about cars with the engine on the roof yeah?

[Jonny Hoare]

or was it about high density formica board bob?

[Sidders]

Or highly intelligent women.

[Uglybob]

it was basically a man commentating whilst a woman with huge knockers slid them up and down on the side of stairs

[kendra k]

classy television for a classy bloke.

[MK Chris]

A bloke at work today (not me, honest, I don't have Sky, if I did I would watch it) said he watches a show on Men and Motors called Knockout Women (or something) and it has topless women's boxing on! Nice idea!

[M+L Fan II]

I put money on Derby County to win the 1st division(before the season started)

[Sidders]

You traitor!

I wish I'd have put some on Leicester winning it, but portsmouth is looking a lot safer at the minute.

[Adam]

We have all the staelitte channels , even Men and Motors

Ahhh- thats a great channel in the eveings. who needs playboy channel when you have Men and Motors latenight. And of course- five... what more..