[Ed Pummelon]

I love pirates, they're so much more fun than ninjas.

Oi!!

[Johnny 1989]

These rare 20p's, you know the ones without any dates on them, I've been looking for one since they announced them but to no avail. However a quick search on eBay reveals, astronomically ridiculous prices on there for them, this one in particular being the dearest:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Genuine-Rare-Unda ... 1|294%3A50

I mean honestly,they're not made out of gold, supposedly there's 200,000 of them out there so why would the buyer even expect someone to pay that much for one

[English Bob]

Market/capitalist economy!

If very few numbers of a certain item exist, the price is high. If the item is common as muck...cheap as chips.

There's a story about a woman who was hit by a falling piece of meteorite. As meteorites rarely make it to Earth intact, chunks of meteorites are EXTREMELY valuable, like moon rock. The story is quite sad really, as a bidding war erupts over the meteorite which hit her. Neighbours tried to buy/steal it, the Air Force claimed it belonged to them as it fell from the sky...lawsuits were filed....etc.etc.

Eventually she donated it to a museum, fed up of all the attention.

I think this is the story: http://www.xenophilia.com/zb0005.htm


So yeah, no matter how useless the item may be, in human markets....rarity equals worth.

Thus ends today's lesson children. You may go play outside for ten minutes.

[foot-loose]

I love pirates, they're so much more fun than ninjas.

Oi!!

Seriously Ed - how many ninjas reply to something by saying "Oi!!"?

[S4B]

Sorry to hear about your troubles S4B, hopefully you get this tosser out of your life once & for all.

Thanks hun

I love pirates, they're so much more fun than ninjas.

Oi!!

Seriously Ed - how many ninjas reply to something by saying "Oi!!"?

Oh they are Ed especially girl pirates

[foot-loose]

What about girl ninjas?

[Ed Pummelon]

Seriously Ed - how many ninjas reply to something by saying "Oi!!"?

Just because that's what you hear doesn't mean that's all that was said....stealth comes in different forms you know

What about girl ninjas?

Now since when have girls had a purple head? (And when I quote you I can see what that gif is really called you know)

[Ed Pummelon]

Oh they are Ed especially girl pirates

*rattles unconvincing sabre unconvincingly*

[foot-loose]

Now since when have girls had a purple head? (And when I quote you I can see what that gif is really called you know)

It's a recycled gag. I do that a lot round these parts.

[S4B]

Yay!!! The goat!

Now where's Fred?

[Johnny 1989]

Yay!!! The goat!

Now where's Fred?

Having a kip

[S4B]

lmao - WRONG Fred!

[S4B]

Oh god, can't believe I actually did the lmao thing but I actually was laughing so hard it could've! Honest guv

[Johnny 1989]

Oh god, can't believe I actually did the lmao thing but I actually was laughing so hard it could've! Honest guv

Don't apologise, it cheered you up, which I'm sure is something you need right now

[Ed Pummelon]

It's a recycled gag. I do that a lot round these parts.

Nah, this is a proper recycling gag:



Wha...? Oh.

[Johnny 1989]

It's a recycled gag. I do that a lot round these parts.

Nah, this is a proper recycling gag:



Wha...? Oh.

No wonder he's drinking from the bottle if his missus looks like that

[English Bob]

She reminds me of

[foot-loose]

Amatures.

[MK Chris]

Amateurs.

[Zoot]

Amma Chures

[foot-loose]

Amateurs.

I spell checked that and then used the wrong * spelling.

Gah.

[Bonanzoid]

Oh God, I found myself watching that Snog Marry Avoid show tonight on BBC3 and saw this guy from Aberdeen who wore way too much makeup. It made me very angry haha. As I said somewhere else, there's always someone to make Scotland look ridiculous. Gah!

[Yudster]

Who drew that "recycling" cartoon? Looks a bit like the work of a friend of mine but its not signed.

[Munki Bhoy]

It's usually the Scottish themselves though.

Everywhere has arseholes. Ours just seem to appear on the telly more frequently than others.

[S4B]

Everywhere has arseholes. Ours just seem to appear on the telly more frequently than others.

Now there's a quote for someone!

Yay! I've missed Fred