[Lawrie]

For Hoare i would buy a blow up doll..we all know what happened to his last one......

For Magenta..a box with The Cornishman inside

For Stevo a years supply of durex ..as he is the "Stud"

[Morals]

I'd buy half the people here a clue...

[My_name_is_Nobody]

Chris - he of the master of the web - deserves a xmas present for putting up with you mob ... I would chuck down his chimney a box of Ritz - 'The original Snack Cracker' because they are only 32p at Kwik Save! But hey! it's the thought that counts.

[Funky Drummer]

for gigglyboots I would by a boat so she can stop moaning about being stuck on a boring island! She could maybe pick up david on the way over...

[Morals]

I'd buy The Cornishman a CAT-scan so we can try and work out how his mind works, and if he's actually insane.

[Funky Drummer]

I'd but DrLoz a cleaner-robot which he could take to work so that he doesnt have to clean up after all the dirty mingers who leave little presents on the cinema seats.

[Morals]

I'd be happy with a packet of fags and a few cans of Carling...

[Gigglyboots]

Thank you Funky, I don't moan too much...maybe I do...But I'll stop!
So for you funky I would buy a mega big album deal for you and your band, oh and morals get him famous too, lol.
For the cornishman - a diary, see whats going on in that crazy head!
Well if your getting Hoare a blow up doll, will he require a repair kit for it?! That can be my pressie

[Morals]

Cheers Giggly. I really need to get famous by being in a rock band. I have this plan you see... Basically I will be famous for being in a band or, if that doesn't happen, I'm going to slaughter an entire village of inocent people....

[Gigglyboots]

Right well I really hope my present reaches you in time!

[David]

for gigglyboots I would by a boat so she can stop moaning about being stuck on a boring island! She could maybe pick up david on the way over...

Oh we have boats - but there never running due to bad weather

I don't actually mind being stuck on this island! IT ROCKS! well, no, it doesnt...

[Funky Drummer]

thanks for the pressie giggly - very thoughtful of you

[Gigglyboots]

Yes our boat isn't all too great - but its Aberdeens fault, *sticks tongue out at rich* its your ends fault! haha.

[Funky Drummer]

hey - no slagging off my end, thank you very much!

And I'm not an Aberdonian....just happen to live here, so you can't blame me!!!

[Gigglyboots]

Same, Im not a Shetlander.

[Stevo_trash]

I shall be purchasing all my fellow moyles collegues the stevotrash autobiography this christmas and authorisation to listen to my brand new show on Plymouth Sound FM 'Late Lunch with Stevo' via you internet connection.

Does my genourosity hold no bounds?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i would buy.....

Funky Dullard - A Compliation of Steve Davis interviews,
Uglybob - the Guiness Book of Records (pages of facts thats got to be his ideal present)
Stevo - a new avatar cos that one puts me off my tea.
All the Scottish People - My sympathies,
All the Man Utd fans - a route plan to merseyside because thats where they are going to have to move alliegiances if they still want glory in the next few years.

[Funky Drummer]

i would buy.....

Funky Dullard - A Compliation of Steve Davis interviews

awww.....thanks gaspode! 'Interesting Steve Davis' who, although people say is boring, is actualy very funny. Thank you!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah i put that cos its kinda like you. at first i really thought you were dull but now i think you are ok. sadly i am sticking midlessly to the name funky dullard because it still amuses my tiny mind....

[Funky Drummer]

well then we both ahve tiny minds as I too find it quite amusing. Someone once tried to rival it with 'Finger Drummage' (what the fudge!?), but it doesnt come anywhere near as close

[StaticFish]

I would chop chris moyles into pieces and give everyone a small piece to treasure.

<cough> urrm or some socks

[Everlast]

I'd but Jonny Hoare some Laxatives so he could s h i t anuly rather than oraly.
I'd buy Gaspode a pair of lead trainers to bring him back down to earth when Everton return to the mid tables.

[Minnie the Minx]

I would buy,

Gigglyboots a great big joke book - as she loves jokes so much
Mr Dion a soundproof booth - so we dont have to hear his idol or his posts
Uglybob and Hoare a boxing ring - so they can fight it out together (can also be lent out to other people)

[Mr Dion]

i wasnt aware my posts made noises

[Nablo.]

I have to say I must be deaf then as I've never heard your posts.