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The Miss World as I see it

By The Cornishman
-  Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:31 pm #39676
I'm going to London on Thursday but I'm rather worried about these Miss World contestants coming to town attacking strangers with lethal karate chops and stuff.One of them might even push me off my bike,it's scarey.Or have I got that news report slightly wrong?I know the contest has changed since the days when judges such as Alan Whicker were allowed to twang their knicker elastic but do they still wear high heels or have they switched to combat boots? I need to know if I can outrun them in an emergency.Either way I wouldn't fancy the job of checking their swimsuits for hidden dynamite
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By Sidders
-  Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:40 pm #39679
Ah, so the cornisman really does have a comedy double.

By Dr.Solomon Berkoff
-  Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:43 pm #39681
:arrow: Try eating some fresh lettuce sandwhiches sprinkled with gold fish flakes for a fuller flavour.

By The Cornishman
-  Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:46 pm #39685
Cornishtwarp nice name that.Tell me,is it local?

By Cornishtw@
-  Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:58 pm #39686
Where do I fit in to all this.
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By Sidders
-  Tue Nov 26, 2002 1:22 pm #39768
Lol :lol: Nice one!
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By Gen. Lancelot Hanky-Panky
-  Tue Nov 26, 2002 11:46 pm #39849
I say Cornishman. You sound a fine upstanding gentleman. You encompass everything that makes Britain great. God bless you Sir!
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By ASG
-  Wed Nov 27, 2002 8:55 am #39863
Who are you? A bit of a tart aren't you?
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By Nablo.
-  Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:19 pm #39888
Surely by that comment it kind of says who he is.
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By ASG
-  Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:24 pm #39891
Or he's just playing his character...
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By Nablo.
-  Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:30 pm #39893
Maybe but I bet there's a connection with the two of them.
Last edited by Nablo. on Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By Nablo.
-  Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:39 pm #39898
Thats my point Duh!
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By ASG
-  Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:42 pm #39900
I haven't heard that expression since I was at Primary school! Maybe it's at Uni too! Or maybe it's just Mr. Hayes that uses it! (when he's thinking!)
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By Sidders
-  Wed Nov 27, 2002 2:00 pm #39903
It probably is just me. I was duhing you for not realising the point of Gen. Lancelot Hanky-Panky's reply.
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By ASG
-  Wed Nov 27, 2002 6:26 pm #39931
What? I did see it!
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By Gen. Lancelot Hanky-Panky
-  Wed Nov 27, 2002 11:07 pm #40001
I am confused! You chaps really entertain me! Yes Sir!
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By ASG
-  Thu Nov 28, 2002 8:53 am #40030
The feeling aint mutual!
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By Nablo.
-  Thu Nov 28, 2002 11:45 am #40041
It's True, it's Damn True!

By Everlast
-  Thu Nov 28, 2002 12:19 pm #40057
ASG wrote:The feeling aint mutual!

Then why are you the first to reply to all of his new threads then dunny
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By ASG
-  Thu Nov 28, 2002 12:41 pm #40059
Coz He's the last one on at night and I'm the first one on in the Morning!
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