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Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#400935

By bradcali - Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:46 pm

- Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:46 pm #400935

how hideous is that?!

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#400936

By foot-loose - Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:08 pm

- Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:08 pm #400936

Almost as hideous as your face.

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#400945

By bradcali - Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:41 am

- Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:41 am #400945

actually can I apologise for creating this thread.I was very drunk when I did

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#400952

By foot-loose - Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:49 am

- Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:49 am #400952

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#400954

By Johnny 1989 - Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:38 am

- Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:38 am #400954

Meh, I still would

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Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#400971

By Johnny 1989 - Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:45 pm

- Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:45 pm #400971

Meh, I still would

:lol:

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Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401050

By Nicola_Red - Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:02 pm

- Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:02 pm #401050

I don't watch X Factor so I have no knowledge of the dress of which you speak, but Cheryl Cole could be wearing a potato sack and I still would.

She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401051

By foot-loose - Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:04 pm

- Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:04 pm #401051

You have a thing for potato sacks do you? Even if it has a lump of Cole in it?

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401060

By Johnny 1989 - Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:10 pm

- Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:10 pm #401060

Nicola, I like your style

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Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401143

By Munki Bhoy - Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:21 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:21 pm #401143

For those that missed it.

Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401146

By chrysostom - Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:27 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:27 pm #401146

aries - the ram

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401151

By AndyJ - Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:33 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:33 pm #401151

I defiantly wouldn't push her out of bed for farting...

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401171

By Yudster - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:00 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:00 pm #401171

Well realistically the dress is ludicrous. What's even more ludicrous is how amazing she looks in it.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401174

By chrysostom - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:09 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:09 pm #401174

i'd like to see her in sunita's leaf outfit...

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401176

By dimtimjim - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:11 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:11 pm #401176

Jeez, who'd be Ashley Cole, eh?

I'd be red faced and cross eye'd before she could finish "does my bum lo....."

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

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Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401181

By chrysostom - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:22 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:22 pm #401181

i've recently decided that not only would cheryl cole be the perfect sexual conquest because of how nice, and beautiful she is - but also because the thought of bedding ashley cole's missus, and the look on his face if he ever found out would just be too much happiness in one moment. I hate that little rat.

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401182

By dimtimjim - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:23 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:23 pm #401182

You've clearly never met my mum.......

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401183

By chrysostom - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:26 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:26 pm #401183

i've already crossed her off my list

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401185

By dimtimjim - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:28 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:28 pm #401185

..........Father?!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401186

By chrysostom - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:30 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:30 pm #401186

SON!

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401189

By foot-loose - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:35 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:35 pm #401189

In the other thread, you were offering to show him yer knob. This has just got weird!

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401190

By dimtimjim - Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:38 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:38 pm #401190

Not to anyone reading this in Norfolk.....

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Cheryl Coles dress on X Factor...#401194

By Nicola_Red - Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:27 pm

- Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:27 pm #401194

Well, it's very fashion forward. But also quite strange. Oh well, someone has to wear these straight-off-the-catwalk outfits and if someone on TV can't, who can?