For those that missed it.

Oh that's the dress, I don't see what the fuss is all about I've seen far, far worse worn by celebs, plus if she was mine it wouldn't stay on that long

i've recently decided that not only would cheryl cole be the perfect sexual conquest because of how nice, and beautiful she is - but also because the thought of bedding ashley cole's missus, and the look on his face if he ever found out would just be too much happiness in one moment. I hate that little rat.
I like your thinking sir, not only is she perfect girlfriend material (what can I say I like the Geordie accent if only because when Geordies speak they always sound angry even though they're not) but because Ashley Cole is a complete twat and it'd be great to see his face if he caught us at it. What the * was he thinking when he cheated on her with a pig-dog I never know.
Regards, Johnny 1989
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