[foot-loose]

I've had my fair share of saucy PM's too mind, here one of my favourites - (i'll keep it anonymous for both mine and the other persons sake)

Zoot Mon, I ken you like wummins, but if you ever fancied a bit of kilt lifting, haggis fiddling fun and you're in the Paisley area, I'm always here fer ya!

Sounds like Munki...

[DevilsDuck]

I've had my fair share of saucy PM's too mind, here one of my favourites - (i'll keep it anonymous for both mine and the other persons sake)

Zoot Mon, I ken you like wummins, but if you ever fancied a bit of kilt lifting, haggis fiddling fun and you're in the Paisley area, I'm always here fer ya!

yuds?

[Yudster]

Yudster?

* off poofter.

I've had my fair share of saucy PM's too mind, here one of my favourites - (i'll keep it anonymous for both mine and the other persons sake)

Zoot Mon, I ken you like wummins, but if you ever fancied a bit of kilt lifting, haggis fiddling fun and you're in the Paisley area, I'm always here fer ya!

yuds?

And * off too you stupid mallard.

[foot-loose]

Yudster?

* off poofter.

To be fair, I don't think it's too far a stretch of the imagination to see you asking for the photo though...

[Yudster]

I didn't have to ask.

[DevilsDuck]

And * off too you stupid mallard.

*gets in a flap*

[foot-loose]

I didn't have to ask.

Did you take it?

[Munki Bhoy]

I've had my fair share of saucy PM's too mind, here one of my favourites - (i'll keep it anonymous for both mine and the other persons sake)

Zoot Mon, I ken you like wummins, but if you ever fancied a bit of kilt lifting, haggis fiddling fun and you're in the Paisley area, I'm always here fer ya!

Sounds like Munki...

I'm not in the Paisley area any more

Oh, and enough of this tits oot policy. It's a no pants policy, not a topless policy in here.

[DevilsDuck]

Please note:

'Love rooms and you - a guide to love rooms....and you'
Chapter 63, section 2.1.2.1.456.7

The no pants policy must be enforced by FFF rep at all times, although topless policy is not enforced, it is optional.

[foot-loose]

I'm not in the Paisley area any more

Whit?

Where you gone?! How dare you escape!

[Munki Bhoy]

I'm not in the Paisley area any more

Whit?

Where you gone?! How dare you escape!

I moved last week - I'm in East Renfrewshire now

[foot-loose]

I'm not in the Paisley area any more

Whit?

Where you gone?! How dare you escape!

I moved last week - I'm in East Renfrewshire now

Now what did you want to go and move all the way over there for?! Get yo white ass back over here now boi!

[Munki Bhoy]

So far, I appear to have moved because I didn't see enough snow.

[DevilsDuck]

Calling all bigspuds, come to the love nest, I have a barney suit with a scottish person inside it, all for your pleasure

[Johnny 1989]

Calling all bigspuds, come to the love nest, I have a barney suit with a scottish person inside it, all for your pleasure

Only if it's Legen-wait for it-dary

[foot-loose]

I don't understand what is being talked about but I suspect I am involved somehow...?

[DevilsDuck]

bloody hell, who do you think you are Mr. Foots allmighty!

Well you are scottish......£50 do it?

[foot-loose]

I still don't know what's being talked about.

[Johnny 1989]

At first I though it was Barney Stimpson from How I Met Your Mother, however I have seen another thread which references Barney the purple Dinosaur so even I'm confused.

[chrysostom]

Get in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale.

a) i wasn't aware chrysler was my new nickname
b) thank you for the compliment