[catherine]

I put my baby in the bin.

[foot-loose]

I put my baby in the bin.

The Arctic Monkeys sang that, didn't they?

[Yudster]

I put my baby in the bin.

Did you manage to rescue it before the binmen came?

[MK Chris]

Yep, it is safely out of the bin, unscathed now. And it's not the actual baby, it's just the scan and she beat herself up about it for a bit, but then I reminded her that my mum left me in the building society (the real me when I had been born) and forgot about me for at least a few minutes before she came back for me.

[kendra k]

Topher, I would say that would be worse.

DON'T BIN THE TOPHER!

[MK Chris]

Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

[foot-loose]

Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

[nicowoodcock]

The annoying ex who wouldn't stop texting me during my weekend away.

[MK Chris]

Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

You win.

[DevilsDuck]

Citrix and office 2007!

[Yudster]

Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

Is that what turned you gay?

[Johnny 1989]

Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

Is that what turned you gay?

Ah Yuds you beat me to it, I was going to ask the same

[Nicola_Red]

I just found out that my great-grandmother was gonna have my Nana adopted when she was born, but it fell thru cos she was born with a birthmark on her face and so the adoptive parents didn't want her. Weird to think how different things might have turned out if it weren't for that birthmark...

[newsbeat]

Office 2010

[foot-loose]

Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

Is that what turned you gay?

Naw. Your face turned me gay.

Ah Yuds you beat me to it, I was going to ask the same

And you can Gee Tee Eff as well.



Bunch a' pricks.

[DevilsDuck]

walls dont gay people, people gay people!

[foot-loose]

Doesn't walls make ice cream?

[chrysostom]

Doesn't walls make ice cream?

they also make sausages.

and we come full circle

[foot-loose]

Not on a Monday, there's not enough of us...

[kendra k]

CSS is making me want to SMASH!!!!

[MK Chris]

Why?

[Zoot]

We bought our sofa from there.

[Nicola_Red]

this - altho I have given it its own thread in general cos I wanted to draw more attention to it...

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/gro ... 896&ref=nf

[Yudster]

I can't look at that because it says I have to log in to Facebook which I can't do, not being a member. What's it all about?

[MK Chris]

It's a campaign to sack Chris Moyles in order to save 6Music.