Does anybody know when Cotton returns? - Page 2

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414165

By English Bob - Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:03 pm

- Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:03 pm #414165

She's back.

And she still won't stop shouting MORNING!

Every.

Damn.

Day.

Grrrrr!

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Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414166

By MK Chris - Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:07 pm

- Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:07 pm #414166

I know it annoys you, but really (and I'm by no means defending Fearne, I can't stand her either), a two syllable word once a day, five days a week is hardly the most annoying thing about her.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414186

By English Bob - Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:38 pm

- Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:38 pm #414186

Oh absolutely, there are lots more things which are annoying about her. I usually just switch over to 6Music when the handovers done, I just wish she wouldn't taint the handover with that stupid 'catchphrase' for want of a better word...

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Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414187

By biggspuds - Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:43 pm

- Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:43 pm #414187

I know it annoys you, but really (and I'm by no means defending Fearne, I can't stand her either), a two syllable word once a day, five days a week is hardly the most annoying thing about her.

dont tell me you would not nail it? coz i would

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414196

By wireman2004 - Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:03 pm

- Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:03 pm #414196

I know it annoys you, but really (and I'm by no means defending Fearne, I can't stand her either), a two syllable word once a day, five days a week is hardly the most annoying thing about her.

dont tell me you would not nail it? coz i would

Choose 1 of these on that basis then biggspuds.
Annie or ferne...

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414197

By biggspuds - Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:11 pm

- Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:11 pm #414197

I know it annoys you, but really (and I'm by no means defending Fearne, I can't stand her either), a two syllable word once a day, five days a week is hardly the most annoying thing about her.

dont tell me you would not nail it? coz i would

Choose 1 of these on that basis then biggspuds.
Annie or ferne...

ferne ummm but anie is sexy

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414198

By biggspuds - Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:12 pm

- Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:12 pm #414198

She's back.

And she still won't stop shouting MORNING!

Every.

Damn.

Day.

Grrrrr!

so what!!!

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414208

By MK Chris - Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:37 am

- Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:37 am #414208

I know it annoys you, but really (and I'm by no means defending Fearne, I can't stand her either), a two syllable word once a day, five days a week is hardly the most annoying thing about her.

dont tell me you would not nail it? coz i would

Well I have a fiance thanks, so no I wouldn't (and in any case, she's too blonde.)

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414211

By Yudster - Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:34 am

- Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:34 am #414211

Fearne isn't at all blonde at the moment. But I still doubt she'd tempt you Toph.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414213

By DevilsDuck - Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:45 am

- Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:45 am #414213

Imagine waking up next to Fearne..........

Your eyes open.......you try to slip out of the bed without waking her, you trip over as you ar being too careful *bang*

"MORNING!"

*sigh*

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414346

By rOzAr - Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:20 pm

- Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:20 pm #414346

Imagine waking up next to Fearne..........

Put me down for abit of that.

WHERE AM I?

OCK AYE THE NOO IM IN ABERDEEN

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414717

By rOzAr - Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:36 pm

- Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:36 pm #414717

IF FERNE COTTON SAY "CHIN WAG" ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!

WHERE AM I?

OCK AYE THE NOO IM IN ABERDEEN

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414721

By SAV1OUR - Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:15 pm

- Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:15 pm #414721

You think thats bad? Try 10am on the dot. The pips and then an alarm goes off in my head .. WARRNNIINNGGG! And I take my earplugs out for a second.

Click, look, be happy.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414722

By rOzAr - Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:21 pm

- Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:21 pm #414722

ive learned to put with that bit,since the takeover is rather funny and the only part of ferne's show worth listening to.

WHERE AM I?

OCK AYE THE NOO IM IN ABERDEEN

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414795

By neilt0 - Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:36 pm

- Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:36 pm #414795

pip...pip...pip...pip...peeep...

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414812

By foot-loose - Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:48 pm

- Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:48 pm #414812

Isn't "morning" a sorta catchphrase thing?

Also, if you don't like her, switch it off. Works a treat.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414817

By SAV1OUR - Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:53 pm

- Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:53 pm #414817

Not her show, I like the handovers by tradition - I just need a device that mutes the first 2 seconds after 10:00hrs.

Click, look, be happy.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414818

By foot-loose - Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:11 pm

- Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:11 pm #414818

The "volume" switch? "Mute"?

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414819

By SAV1OUR - Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:30 pm

- Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:30 pm #414819

I'm lazy.

Click, look, be happy.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414838

By Yudster - Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:30 am

- Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:30 am #414838

Then you don't need a device at all. You have a device. You just need the gumption to use it.

Did I just say "gumption"?

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414875

By Johnny 1989 - Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:38 am

- Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:38 am #414875

Isn't "morning" a sorta catchphrase thing?

Also, if you don't like her, switch it off. Works a treat.

Not as good a catchphrase as "Hop on Baby!" or "Stop.....Carry on!"

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Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#414910

By foot-loose - Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:04 pm

- Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:04 pm #414910

I wasn't debating how good a catchphrase it was.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#415698

By English Bob - Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:33 pm

- Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:33 pm #415698

I accidentally heard a bit of Cotton today before Newsbeat came on...seriously, why does she HAVE TO SHOUT ALL THE TIME? Does she think it's a DJ 'style' to shout everything?

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Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#415753

By Yudster - Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:12 am

- Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:12 am #415753

Just like Spongebob Squarepants. I can't have that on in my house because I hate the constant shouting.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Does anybody know when Cotton returns?#415768

By MK Chris - Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:28 pm

- Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:28 pm #415768

Like Masterchef too. Those two love to shout (usually the same thing they shouted last week and the week before that).

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.