[catherine]

Ah you need a sausage and bean melt not a steak bake!

[MK Chris]

I can't be bothered to go into my whole lunch, but I have an ulcer and it's making my mouth sting when I put my crisps into it.

[Yudster]

So...............DON'T EAT CRISPS WHEN YOU HAVE A MOUTH ULCER YOU FOOL!

[MK Chris]

But I have to! Otherwise I'll be hungry. I'm trying to keep them on the other side of my mouth.

[Yudster]

*deep breath* -HAVE SOMETHING OTHER THAN CRISPS YOU UNIMAGINATIVE JUNK-FOOD ADDICT WITH THE PALATE OF AN 8 YEAR OLD!

[dimtimjim]

Yeah, try some potato chips instead....

[MK Chris]

But I had already packed my lunch! That's the point, there is nothing else to substitute it with!

[catherine]

Oh yeah leaving the crisps will leave you hungry, seriously do we need to tell them what you have in your lunch?

[Yudster]

*sits down and prepares*.........WHY DID YOU PACK CRISPS WHEN YOU HAVE A MOUTH ULCER YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!!!!!!

[MK Chris]

Oh yeah leaving the crisps will leave you hungry, seriously do we need to tell them what you have in your lunch?

It might!

*sits down and prepares*.........WHY DID YOU PACK CRISPS WHEN YOU HAVE A MOUTH ULCER YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!!!!!!

But I couldn't feel a mouth ulcer this morning!

[Yudster]

WELL THAT'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!

[MK Chris]

*cries*

I don't like it when people shout at me, you're so mean!

[Yudster]

Wimp. Bald wimp.

[Yudster]

He's a boy. He has no creativity to come up with a scheme like that, it would require a flexibility and ability to think for oneself that most males simply don't have.

[DevilsDuck]

getting salt on them hurts but it is good for it!

[foot-loose]

He's a boy. He has no creativity to come up with a scheme like that, it would require a flexibility and ability to think for oneself that most males simply don't have.

I resent this comment.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Resemble the word is resemble.

[Yudster]

He's a boy. He has no creativity to come up with a scheme like that, it would require a flexibility and ability to think for oneself that most males simply don't have.

I resent this comment.

You may well resent it. Doesn't mean its not true though.

[Jill]

I've got a mouth ulcer too. I put Anbesol on it which stings like heck but after a few mins it does the trick. Instead of crisps I packed a yoghurt along with a tuna sarnie and banana for today.

[Yudster]

Smoked salmon, cucumber and mixed leaves on granary with no butter. It was surprisingly nice actually.

[DevilsDuck]

I have found a cure that is the best cure in the world for mouth ulcers. Cut a clove of Garlic in half and squeeze it until the garlic juoce/oil comes out, then dab that on the ulcer! It will sting like a mofo, but if you do it at night, it will not be there by the next morning.


you're welcome

[foot-loose]

He's a boy. He has no creativity to come up with a scheme like that, it would require a flexibility and ability to think for oneself that most males simply don't have.

I resent this comment.

You may well resent it. Doesn't mean its not true though.

Hmmm. I can't find a chink in the armour of the word "most".

Dammit.

[Jill]

I had Seabrook Sea Salt and Vinegar crisps yesterday. Never had them before. They have become a very close top favourite next to Golden Wonder S&V

[jocky85]

I can't even begin to describe Tuesdays lunch, although I did try frog's legs - do taste like chicken like people say

Ironically its been chicken and veg soup for the rest of the week

[Yudster]

If you genuinely thought frogs legs tasted like chicken then you have been eating some really ropey chicken.