[Boboff]

Wow Spuddy boy Trolling like a good 'un.

[dimtimjim]

There's a frigging virus on my laptop that keeps buggering everything up that not even my geek of a bf can fix. Arse.

He loves it when you refer to him like that, Lottie.....

And loving little-jersey-royal's assault on Queen Yuds, most ammusing.

[dimtimjim]

you said one time you think you know me! how is that? i would never know a ugly munter like you

I'm new to your offereings little-tats, but I like 'em! Childish to the max! You're only just falling short of the 'my dad will 'ave your dad' wimpish defence. Just try to be more imaginative than attacking the very things about people you don't actually know. Yuds may well be a munter, I don't know, but I bet she's sexier you (and me)! Oh, and people who brag about being 'big', usually aren't....

Good shizzle, keep it up!

[MK Chris]

Jon Gaunt is from Milton Keynes. I didn't know that, but I found out last night. The talentless, bigoted * arsewipe of a man - a wannabe Richard Littlejohn (and why anyone would want to be Richard Littlejohn is beyond me) is from the same place as me. Not only that, he's published a book called "Milton Keynes' 50 Greatest Moments", which I would have bought had it been written by anyone else - not least because my aunt is in it - but now I can't because the thought of lining his pocket is just too much for me.

[Yudster]

Steal a copy from Waterstones? Then you put one over the corporate megalith that's ruining the independant bookseller too. Two birds one stone and all that?

[MK Chris]

That is a very good idea.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

While you are there pick up a copy of this:

http://www.amazon.com/Bald-Truth-Comple ... 0671047639

[English Bob]

The Taliban have killed a group of ten medical aid workers in Afghanistan. Eight foreigners and two Afghans. They accused them of being 'Christian missionaries' and 'spies for the Americans'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-10900338

Stuff like this truly sickens me. I've been against the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq from the start, but when aid workers who are only trying to help get brutally murdered, its something different entirely.

[Jill]

You've never seen my face. Three people on this board have.

i dont wanna if you choose that pic to represent yourself.

Says he who chooses a big purple hippo. Hmmm

[Yudster]

Aw leave him alone - he may have finally understood that an avatar isn't always a self-portrait, and if so, its progress. One baby new-potato step at a time. Attainable targets, achievable goals. What will the little treasure come out with next?!

[Jill]

Part of the Company that I work for is being moved/merged to a Birmingham Company. So soon i'm gonna have to get the train to Birmingham every day

[foot-loose]

I now have a four hour round trip each day. Do you beat me?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Just move closer to McDonalds then.

[foot-loose]

I'm in Scotland you fool. There are statistics on how close you are to a McDonalds. It's certainly never two hours.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I knew I should have gone with some sort of fancy salad making shop but I can't think of any.... thats possibly why I am a fat bastard.

[Jill]

I now have a four hour round trip each day. Do you beat me?

I know i'm better off than some people in that respect, but still an inconvenience that's all, especially for a job that I loathe. Job paper is out today.

[Yudster]

........Job paper is out today.

Here too, but there's * all in it.

I actually like what I do here, and I like the way I casn see it possibly developing - but I'm getting so pissed off with working for people who have no idea what they're meant to be doing that I'm putting out feelers again. I hate job hunting, but honestly, the bosses here are so far beyond a joke its into the bounds of fairytales. Grimm ones. Such a shame, this could be really good.

[foot-loose]

I knew I should have gone with some sort of fancy salad making shop but I can't think of any.... thats possibly why I am a fat bastard.

Greggs put lettuce in their rolls. Does that count?

[Johnny 1989]

They're making more redundant in our place & centralising that particular department in one city, not learning that all other centralising they've done in the firm hasn't worked out. Still these people know best after all they are the management

[foot-loose]

My webhosting people are being a bit pissy about me not paying them...

[biggspuds]

You've never seen my face. Three people on this board have.

i dont wanna if you choose that pic to represent yourself.

Says he who chooses a big purple hippo. Hmmm

you want some of the hippo?? lol

[biggspuds]

Part of the Company that I work for is being moved/merged to a Birmingham Company. So soon i'm gonna have to get the train to Birmingham every day

birmingham ha ha ha now thats a bum deal

[CassieJackson]

Was that a misprint? Surely a BRUM deal?

[chrysostom]

I'm back in England, and feel so far away from my family in Norway (and along with it the family atmosphere), and i've put weight on after a week on holiday (only 1lb)

[jocky85]

Having everything I say today slated. Wherever I go.