The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
By Uglybob
#4030
i find that the quality decreases if it is coloured.
By gem
#4036
Seriously folks, you should be concerned with quantity rather than quality.


"Then go wipe yer arse with sandpaper"



I heard that.
By Jonny Hoare
#4058
it's just poo all the time
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#4066
my mum buys toilet paper that matches the bathroom carpet :oops:
By Jonny Hoare
#4083
now that is sad
By Everlast
#4093
This new board is cursed, first wank stains and now toilet paper, Pah.
By Jonny Hoare
#4107
low quality, low brow, low low prices
By Nablo.
#4114
When I started this topic, I didn't think it would be going down this road :oops:
By Jonny Hoare
#4119
you can't blame for this threads decent into a vortex of surrealism
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By kendra k
#4155
i think it's great that this board can take the mundane and make it interesting, or at least slightly perverse. good on you kids!
By Uglybob
#4158
jon culshaw to toilet paper. have u seen the toilet roll with recipes on them for no apparant reason now. mmm aah i know instead of wiping my arse ill keep it and make the recipe. likely happening. wonder what pr ass made that slant.
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#4163
yeah but having something to read on the toilet is vital to the whole experience.
By Everlast
#4165
Read The Mirror on the toilet, because its a shit read.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha





Grrrrrrr my genius is wasted
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#4166
The Mirror is a good newspaper better than crap like the express, sun......
By Jonny Hoare
#4174
Nicky campbell joke link on totp years ago

"what happens when you run out of toilet paper, there's always the sun"

cue the song "always the sun" by i have forgotten it