[Zoot]

I'm in pain but no contractions, still lots of pain, lots and lots.

I reckon 4.30 pm today

[Jill]

Good luck Cat!

[Zoot]

Happy Birth Day Cat!
(See what I did there?)

[catherine]

It could be today I'm 3cm and having my waters broke soon just waiting for a bed on labour ward.

[Johnny 1989]

All the best Cat

[MK Chris]

Happy Birth Day Cat!
(See what I did there?)

Premature Zoot. Which is more than can be said for this baby.

[John22]

Good luck if you're still waiting

[Bonanzoid]

Freshers. They're idiots. OK, not all, but a large proportion. Before I was even out on Saturday I saw one passed out, like completely KO'd, outside the club. Idiots. And they clog everywhere up. Kindly piss off.

[McGuinness-89]

Freshers. They're idiots. OK, not all, but a large proportion. Before I was even out on Saturday I saw one passed out, like completely KO'd, outside the club. Idiots. And they clog everywhere up. Kindly piss off.

Pensioner...

[Latina]

I accidentally spilled wine (not in a drunken way) on my phone at my art club last night, and despite drying it out, my phone's knackered.

My mobile insurance covers water damage. Although this wasn't water, I'm hoping I can still put the claim in if I say it was "liquid damage". Now I'm wondering whether it would be best to do it online or over the phone...

[Yudster]

If it was white wine, just say it was water. In fact say it was water anyway, water is the main ingredient of wine!

[Latina]

It was red wine. They won't be able to find out, will they? I hate lying.

[Latina]

I've read the terms and seen that my policy covers "liquid damage" and includes "The cost of repair (or replacement if a repair cannot be made) where accidental damage, water or liquid damage, or malicious damage has occurred", so I think I'm okay.

[Yudster]

Good - they probably wouldn't be able to find out, but I'd have worried too!

[Latina]

I registered my claim at lunchtime (and told them everything, as the prerecorded message about fraud while I was waiting scared me into it!) and the lady I spoke to told me I could download a claim form from the net. So all good I hope. I've had it less than six months though, so the excess will cost me £50.

[Mugs]

Women are annoying me at the moment, I'm sorry if that offends anyone, but it's true.

My boss is a b***h
The women in my office are b***hes
and women in general are annoying me.................I'm so alone

Also feed up waiting form my Open University course to start.

[Yudster]

I apologise on behalf of my gender. Not that they have authorised me to do so, but whatever.

[DCFi2010]

What's annoying me is that I don't have enough money to leave my boring admin job and do what I love to do!

[McGuinness-89]

The fact that my 1st anniversary of me signing up on here was yesterday, how could that possibly be a year ago???Where is my life going?

[jocky85]

Women are annoying me at the moment, I'm sorry if that offends anyone, but it's true.

My boss is a b***h
The women in my office are b***hes
and women in general are annoying me.................I'm so alone

Also feed up waiting form my Open University course to start.

I'm just about to finish mine. What course are you doing?

[Yudster]

What's annoying me is that I don't have enough money to leave my boring admin job and do what I love to do!

What do you want to do?

[Johnny 1989]

Trying to get one of those photo cakes made up over the last few days has been a nightmare so far, two Tesco's so far have broken machines & an Asda has a working machine but no cake

[DevilsDuck]

do you want to have your cake......and eat it!

[foot-loose]

I apologise on behalf of my gender. Not that they have authorised me to do so, but whatever.

About bloody time one of you did. Seriously. Sort it out!

Wummin.

[Yudster]

I apologise on behalf of my gender. Not that they have authorised me to do so, but whatever.

About bloody time one of you did.

So say thanks.