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By foot-loose
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Senninha25 wrote:watching BIlly Connoly's take on a Colonoscopy...my god it's funny! *wipes own tears from eyes*

I like you.

dimtimjim wrote:I'm back from my trip to Kirkcaldy!! Kirkcaldy, a beautiful town, which is plighted by its inhabitents!! Even the taxi driver who took me from station to hotel and lived there was telling me how shit it is, which I found quite funny! Gott love the view from the train on the way up there though, that east coast route is somethign else. I even saw seals sat on rocks.

Oddly, I've been saying the same all week. Nice view, but its a shithole.
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By Yudster
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I'm struggling to think of anything Billy Connolly has done which hasn't been hilarious beyond pretty much any other entertainer. I find myself jealous of Pam Stephenson in many ways.
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Yudster wrote:I'm struggling to think of anything Billy Connolly has done which hasn't been hilarious beyond pretty much any other entertainer. I find myself jealous of Pam Stephenson in many ways.


Joking about a man being killed didn't go down well everywhere.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/pers ... -them.html
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By dimtimjim
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Yudster wrote:Shut up. He's my baby.


I know, I know.... I was jus' enjoying the mental image of a toddla beating young boys at squish..... No need to sink the claws so deep! :)
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By Yudster
#421659
Well, he regularly hammers people who are literally twice his size and I have to admit it IS fun to watch - well, fun to watch the parents anyway. The kids themselves are usually very good about it, although there's one who would chew his own arm off rather than play Baby Yudster again.
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By dimtimjim
#421661
You just wait until he discovers girls/booze etc, it all goes out the window! :D

nothing like being a proud parent though. makes you beam like nothing else can! Go mini-yuds!
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By Yudster
#421662
Given the amount he plays at the moment I fully expect him to have had enough by age 9! And that's fine by me, while he wants to do it I love to see him compete, but if he' not wanting to, well, there's zero chance of him making a living as a pro squash player however good he gets so you won't find me pushing him in that direction.
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By Johnny 1989
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Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA

Is it evil that I laughed at this?


I didn't find it funny myself, even if I didn't know that the cats had Fainting Goat Syndrome, there's clearly something not right (just by the way they cross their legs when it happens), as a cat lover I found it rather sad, especially seeing as the Black & White cat had died. :(

I don't think you're evil though Gaspode, although I imagine Sidders will ;)
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By foot-loose
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Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA

Is it evil that I laughed at this?

We showed this to a friend on Saturday. He was unable to speak due to the laughing. Ive not seen a grown man cry like that for some time!
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By Boboff
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My Grandfather had a saying back in the day.

"You would laugh at a cats arse on fire"

I think this definately proves that he was right. I too cried I laughed so much, but if it comes up in court I will deny it.

I love and adore my 4 cats, but animals and humans falling over is funny in my world, this is proven as both my wife kids and me all laugh histerically when either one of us falls, trips, or bump into something. I even laughed watching Tommy Cooper die on stage, literally, how were we to know him falling down was any thing other than part of the act.....
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By Yudster
#421775
Hmmm - kittens with a neurological defect behaving like kittens with a neurological defect isn't all that funny really. Doesn't offend me in the least, but it wasn't funny.
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By dimtimjim
#421832
Only 1 more day at work then its off to Sunny Spain (still 21 degrees where i'm headed) to ride my motorbike round a track for 3 days! Whoop! I'm so exctied! Flying out early Thursday (from Stansted, i'll wave as I pass over Yuds), Friday - Sunday on track and back on Monday. Hope to squeeze in a little sun time and a few dips in the pool.

YEAH BABY!!
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By Yudster
#421838
That was doing the rounds on Twitter a month ago.
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By Yudster
#421883
Yes he did, and I told him the same thing.
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