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Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425155

By bmstinton93 - Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:33 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:33 pm #425155

Oh yeah, my Ma still gets her milk delivered, 3 days a week...

Yeah. By me.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425158

By foot-loose - Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:41 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:41 pm #425158

Oh yeah, my Ma still gets her milk delivered, 3 days a week...

Yeah. By me.

Filth.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425159

By bmstinton93 - Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:43 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:43 pm #425159

Surely you're too young to make that joke?!

That's not what she said!

(That was crap!)

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425160

By foot-loose - Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:46 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:46 pm #425160

It was. I also edited my reply before you responded cos I've lost track of how old you are.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425161

By bmstinton93 - Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:52 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:52 pm #425161

It was. I also edited my reply before you responded cos I've lost track of how old you are.

Well its in my username!

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425164

By dimtimjim - Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:07 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:07 pm #425164

Oh yeah, my Ma still gets her milk delivered, 3 days a week...

Yeah. By me.

Ha! You wish you could deliver my mum milk, she waaaay outa your league, punk.

Plus, she don't date 93 year olds!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425165

By bmstinton93 - Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:17 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:17 pm #425165

Oh yeah, my Ma still gets her milk delivered, 3 days a week...

Yeah. By me.

Ha! You wish you could deliver my mum milk, she waaaay outa your league, punk.

Plus, she don't date 93 year olds!

Why not do i have to be at least 96 to date your mum or something?!

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425167

By foot-loose - Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:19 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:19 pm #425167

Right - you are well within your rights to bone tims maw then. You have my blessing.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425172

By dimtimjim - Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:47 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:47 pm #425172

Why not do i have to be at least 96 to date your mum or something?!

C'mon now, lets leave the mums out this, you don't want us gettin started on your mum. My ma may be 58, but at least thats years, your ma is 58 stone! :wink:

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425173

By bmstinton93 - Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:49 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:49 pm #425173

Why not do i have to be at least 96 to date your mum or something?!

C'mon now, lets leave the mums out this, you don't want us gettin started on your mum. My ma may be 58, but at least thats years, your ma is 58 stone!

Yeah there's Nout wrong with that!

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425175

By foot-loose - Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:02 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:02 pm #425175

Why not do i have to be at least 96 to date your mum or something?!

C'mon now, lets leave the mums out this, you don't want us gettin started on your mum. My ma may be 58, but at least thats years, your ma is 58 stone!

Yeah there's Nout wrong with that!

Seconded. Plus his maw is comfy.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425176

By bmstinton93 - Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:04 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:04 pm #425176

Exactly!

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425178

By Yudster - Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:17 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:17 pm #425178

Maw actually means mouth or gaping opening.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425180

By foot-loose - Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:19 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:19 pm #425180

Not in this case it doesn't.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425185

By dimtimjim - Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:33 pm

- Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:33 pm #425185

Maw actually means gaping opening.

And it doesn't get much comfier than my gaping opening.....

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425219

By Johnny 1989 - Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:05 am

- Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:05 am #425219

Maw actually means mouth or gaping opening.

Ah but "north of the border" they speak in that weird, mongrel dialect of which you need Subtitles to understand what half of them say....

Only kidding

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Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425224

By foot-loose - Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:14 am

- Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:14 am #425224

I'm no rising to that. Ya prick.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425227

By Bonanzoid - Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:24 am

- Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:24 am #425227

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425747

By Johnny 1989 - Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:21 pm

- Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:21 pm #425747

I'm no rising to that. Ya prick.

I can imagine you saying that in the same accent as Alex Ferguson oddly enough

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Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425751

By bmstinton93 - Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:32 pm

- Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:32 pm #425751

Well they are both Scottish!

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425752

By Johnny 1989 - Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:35 pm

- Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:35 pm #425752

Well they are both Scottish!

But there's quite a diversity, for example Rab C Nesbit's Glaswegian accent is completely different to Karen Gillan's Inverness accent.

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Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425755

By bmstinton93 - Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:41 pm

- Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:41 pm #425755

Isn't the glaswegian accent really strong though? Like Willy off the Simpsons?

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425757

By Johnny 1989 - Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:46 pm

- Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:46 pm #425757

Isn't the glaswegian accent really strong though? Like Willy off the Simpsons?

Oh yes, I think it may be the strongest of the lot (Foots or Munki may be able to clarify) yet the Inverness accent (well Karen Gillan's at least) is a lot more softer (I actually really like her accent in Doctor Who)

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Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425765

By Yudster - Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:10 pm

- Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:10 pm #425765

Isn't the glaswegian accent really strong though? Like Willy off the Simpsons?

It really really varies. Willie from The Simpsons is a bad example because that's an American doing an incredibly bad accent that doesn't sound like anything. But the classic Glaswegian Rab C Nesbitt accent is what people mostly think of as Glasgow - but Sean Biggerstaff (Oliver Wood in the first 2 Harry Potter movies) also has a Glasgow accent and it sounds completely different, really really gorgeous in fact.

That's it. That's absolutely everything I know about Scottish accents. The whole lot.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: 1st Topic Of the New year . . . . . Random Jazz#425772

By foot-loose - Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:06 pm

- Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:06 pm #425772

Some of us sound like Rab C. Others don't.

Munki does. I don't.